LVENdead 🧅

Bunch of horse shit. You're a boss and basically my gold standard for videogame commentary.

oh I get it the billboard behind the forklift is a little small

My wife doesn't understand my obsession with Burger Flipper in Selaco and I've made my peace with that. You don't get mirror universes of burger production by stopping to understand the why.

I gotta say - as a seemingly rare person who thought RE: Village was a total dud, Requiem is so good it might be top 3 in the series? It's blown all my expectations completely out of the water.

I want a spin-off of the Fallout show that just follows Justin Theroux as Mr House and whatever regular shenanigans he got up to

I'm pretty sure trying to figure out what cats are doing and why is more dangerous for your mind than attempting to read the elder scrolls

Doom fans in 1996: "Man I remember when TNT was just a dynamite"

Playing modern Fallout games is carrying around 45 pounds worth of grenades and still not being sure if that's enough

SURVIVAL HORROR
DUNGEON CRAWLING
SECRETS
A BUNCH OF WEIRD STUFF

DEMON DUST is out now on Steam!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wishlist it! buy it! buy it for your dog! review it!! make your dog review it!!!!!

I used to make money for a living

Time is a flat circle. Let us herald the return of the Call of Duty Brown era! Hark!!

I'll tell you what it is!!! (What is it God dang it!?)
...
It's some kinda Texas psychobilly freakout that's what it is!!!!

I'm low key obsessed with fat birds

Best Friends. 🤎🫂❤️

#DOOM

It's because Arachnotron has the stronger aura

Discord over here enticing you to ponder and I'm ngl I was tempted

What if it turned out that the Jedi were kind of buttholes

Microslop seriously cannot develop even a single product without some degree of boneheaded jank. I'd be pissed if I wasn't so god damn impressed with the consistency.

It's illegal to compliment me

Ethan Winters, in the flesh.

Or, rather, in the human suit...

Flush with excitement

I spend a lot of time thinking about sewers

I don't see enough people giving credit to Metal Gear Solid: Piss Babies just because it was released exclusively for the Microsoft Toilet

Hey, you there. Hey. Listen.

Stop placing health pickups in front of doors and switches.

Take me back to the days when we were hand-wringing over "Is our children learning?"

I don't really have anything to post right now, thanks.

I want to learn to beat people up on the Internet

Oh shit I forgot to do my Christmas shopping

Why am I toxic???

But also green... 🤔