✨trash✨

oh you mean the

*elevated single sips*? 😎

kill shot

when you’re right, you’re right

LMFAOOOOOOOOOO

TALK YOUR SHIT BESTIE

relatively for sure but the panera lemonade was, like, 155 mg in the medium so this is 45 more than the drink that caused lawsuits lmfao

fake friends

smh

screenshot of the taco bell app order screen for the “Pineapple Lime Rockstar Energy Refesca” showing a pale yellow liquid in a to-go cup with a large label that says “200mg CAFFEINE” it is $4.49 for a medium and is 50 calories

can’t believe none of y’all told me that taco bell picked up the Murder Beverage mantle

@katie.bzky.team bestie ur gonna love this lol

An old lady using a walker saying we used to call them "sat words" and her very young assistant saying okay mom, whatever you say

14: *a passionate tirade against his Wikipedia doubting genAI-assigning teacher who said some bullshit about the J6 insurrection* Idk the word, I fact checked him out of spite?

16: *typing furiously* You were being pedantic?

14: Pedantic! Yes!

16: That's a Northernlion word

Me:

we can truly be a force to be reckoned with at times

A photo of a bunch of IRA guys in balaclavas sitting at a desk.

you prepared to be lucky every time white boy

if u don’t wear these to ur therapy appointments ur a poser

Hey sorry one more post about it but just a fair warning that I'm closing orders for these freaking shirts this freaking Friday!

this honestly goes so hard as a standalone post lmao

a frame from the One Piece anime intro showing gold roger about to be executed, kneeling with two swords crossed beneath his chin while smiling ear to ear

i’ve accepted my fate, one day i shall meet my demise with grace

cathedrals are everywhere

happy tuesday to u 2

if you’re naked and you sneeze a really snotty sneeze all over yourself that’s basically the same thing as cumming all over yourself so maybe consider that next time you wanna “have sex”

1-0

ol’ trashy wins another round of russian roulette today

my version of living on the edge is posting a random string of words that lodge themself into my brain right before not being able to check my phone for an extended period of time

then i get to come back and see if i accidentally did a bad based on the replies lmao

damn, brother got that hammurabi drip

show me someone who believes time zones are beneficial and i’ll show u a rube

dst is when the government steals an hour of our collective life force to funnel into the lich

wow i love heated rivalry

the WHAT

a long overdue rewatch

he’s so good!!

too good for free money, broke boi?

ya man i took out kalshi puts on polymarket and polymarket puts on kalshi

its called min/maxxing

look it up