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We were at this event for my kid’s school and this little girl, maybe two years old, comes over to me as I’m sitting and was trying to ask me something but didn’t quite know how, so she just patted my beard and said β€œScuse me” 😭

12.03.2026 00:02 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Gonna start referring to bread as β€œtoast tartare”

10.03.2026 17:44 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man is jumping in the air in a room with a desk and chair . Alt: GIF of a man jumping toward the camera ready to punch

Mon Amie!

10.03.2026 16:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s always so funny doing group introductions at a large org:

β€œPlease give your name, title, and what you do”

β€œTacti, Senior Redteamer. I plan, execute, and report on engagements, I assist and train the Blue Team in IR scenarios, and direct remediation efforts with dev teams”

β€œGreg, CTO”

10.03.2026 16:13 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I haven’t even had coffee yet this morning, but now that song and dance is fueling me

10.03.2026 14:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

PEACHES 😭🧑

10.03.2026 01:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Less zoomed in image of a functional record player stylus head with needle

Less zoomed in image of a functional record player stylus head with needle

Rendered image of a record player needle zoomed in

Rendered image of a record player needle zoomed in

Definitely seems like the case from a few references I have seen online, but nothing this close up

10.03.2026 00:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Extreme close up of a record player tip, from the bottom

Extreme close up of a record player tip, from the bottom

Extreme close up of a record player tip, from the side

Extreme close up of a record player tip, from the side

People who know more about vinyl record players than I do:

Does this look like the diamond is missing from the tip? Bottom and side photos, respectively.

It keeps skating right to the middle no matter what I set the tone arm to.

10.03.2026 00:47 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
Photo of Esquie from Clair Obscure flying and saying β€œMon ami!”

Photo of Esquie from Clair Obscure flying and saying β€œMon ami!”

10.03.2026 00:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I thought you said β€œstart working out in the garage to start working on whittling” and I was like β€œDamn dude what the hell are you whittling, Teldrassil?”

09.03.2026 23:53 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
March 12th, 2026 – β€œHelp! I Can’t Stop Making Tax Spreadsheets!” | DC612

March 12th meeting details are up!

lambda will be presenting their (very timely) talk "Help! I Can’t Stop Making Tax Spreadsheets!"

Details and invite linked below:

dc612.org/index.php/20...

09.03.2026 20:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

SUNSET NOW

09.03.2026 00:14 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

#69ADD420

08.03.2026 19:51 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

At 2:55:12 PM Central Time, The Unix Epoch timestamp in hex will be 69ADD420.

08.03.2026 19:44 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Moments before posting this, my wife sought me out specifically and asked β€œI have a question: Is β€˜Real Ballers’ okay to say?”

08.03.2026 02:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I made do with digital while waiting and I’ve probably gone through the entire collection a dozen times this year alone

07.03.2026 23:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Photo of the 6-record vinyl from Clair Obscur, showing Alicia and Maelle in front of a stylized 33

Photo of the 6-record vinyl from Clair Obscur, showing Alicia and Maelle in front of a stylized 33

IT’S SO PRETTY 😭

#ClairObscur
#Expedition33

07.03.2026 23:05 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

One must balance delicacy with reckless abandon, one supposes :)

But yes it was all good, and I had a nice Gamay to go with. It’s a place called β€œManger” which of course half the people around here call β€œMane-jer”. Baby steps.

07.03.2026 16:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Duck cassoulet - confit duck leg in a white bowl with cannelini beans

Duck cassoulet - confit duck leg in a white bowl with cannelini beans

French onion soup in a white bowl with melted Gruyère cheese and chives. The cheese is slightly burned on the rim (on purpose).

French onion soup in a white bowl with melted Gruyère cheese and chives. The cheese is slightly burned on the rim (on purpose).

Fried camembert cheese with cranberries and micro greens on top, and toasted sourdough slices

Fried camembert cheese with cranberries and micro greens on top, and toasted sourdough slices

Macaroni and cheese with short rib in a bowl

Macaroni and cheese with short rib in a bowl

Oh, you know…

Last minute date night :)

07.03.2026 01:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Claude Code wiped our production database with a Terraform command.
It took down the DataTalksClub course platform and 2.5 years of submissions: homework, projects, and leaderboards.
Automated snapshots were gone too.
In the newsletter, I wrote the full timeline + what I changed so this doesn't happen again.
If you use Terraform (or let agents touch infra), this is a good story for you to read.

Tweet Claude Code wiped our production database with a Terraform command. It took down the DataTalksClub course platform and 2.5 years of submissions: homework, projects, and leaderboards. Automated snapshots were gone too. In the newsletter, I wrote the full timeline + what I changed so this doesn't happen again. If you use Terraform (or let agents touch infra), this is a good story for you to read.

Back in my day you needed a senior engineer for this sort of thing

06.03.2026 16:54 πŸ‘ 1904 πŸ” 273 πŸ’¬ 63 πŸ“Œ 123

Lycka till.

Jag lΓ€rde mig ordet β€œlungrΓΆntgen” av dig idag, och jag hoppas att jag snart lΓ€r mig att sΓ€ga β€œall clear” β™₯️

06.03.2026 17:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
06.03.2026 17:09 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

My oldest username can legally purchase alcohol, and my oldest email can rent a car.

06.03.2026 17:07 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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My ICQ UIN is 7231680. That number is burned into my consciousness. I inadvertently learned that you could see private conversations in public chat rooms when using Telnet instead of a browser on GeoCities. I can tell you the difference in audible dial-up handshakes between 1200, 2400, 14.4 kbps modems. I needed a edu email address to join Facebook after my university was admitted. We were here at the beginning. We made social media. You wouldn't be in my Top 8. I have usernames older than you.
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Threads thread: thriller_instinct 3d Is it okay to bully 40 and 50 year olds who are on social media just for being on it, cuz like why are you here - 254 Q 3.1K G 28 746 corporateash 18h β€’β€’β€’ My ICQ UIN is 7231680. That number is burned into my consciousness. I inadvertently learned that you could see private conversations in public chat rooms when using Telnet instead of a browser on GeoCities. I can tell you the difference in audible dial-up handshakes between 1200, 2400, 14.4 kbps modems. I needed a edu email address to join Facebook after my university was admitted. We were here at the beginning. We made social media. You wouldn't be in my Top 8. I have usernames older than you. 852 Q62 G6 72

β€œI have usernames older than you.”.
Holy shit

06.03.2026 01:05 πŸ‘ 20791 πŸ” 4427 πŸ’¬ 767 πŸ“Œ 1142
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two basketball players standing in a kitchen with the number 14 on the bottom left Alt: GIF of the Koolaid man bursting through a wall

Spaghet-OH YEAH

06.03.2026 05:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Misplaced hyphen πŸ«₯

06.03.2026 03:18 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Deadass she just came up the stairs with a can of them like this

06.03.2026 03:17 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

TIL my wife hides cans of Spaghettio-s in her craft area ❀️

06.03.2026 03:14 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

I am acquainted with the literature on the subject, yes

04.03.2026 23:43 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Vinyl player and a record of My Chemical Romance’s β€œThe Black Parade Is Dead”

Vinyl player and a record of My Chemical Romance’s β€œThe Black Parade Is Dead”

*happy goth noises*

04.03.2026 23:42 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0