Liam

One thing I’ll never understand about the south of France: locals wearing puffer jackets and scarves when it’s rising past 25°c before lunchtime

That last episode of Hacks… wow wow wowwww 😭😭😭

Israel coming second in Eurovision… I’m so glad that I’ve never gotten into it because that is an absolute disgrace

…ANYWAY, he ended up leaving shortly before I did (yay!) and I got a new line manager who was a complete legend and I loved and respected her massively… but my old manager has just launched a rival agency and poached some of their top clients 🥴 would love to be a fly on the wall in that office today

He’d do things like walk past me and completely ignore me, would never do reviews (even during probation so I never knew how I was doing) and he basically left me drowning, I fucked up soooo many times and probably seemed so incompetent but I had zero guidance and tons of pressure…

Me and someone I joined alongside collated massive notes to send to HR a couple months after joining, and I had to sit in a meeting room with him alone for an hour, sweating and shaking because he intimidated me so much (as ashamed as I am to admit that) to hash it out, but it didn’t really work

Before I moved to France, I was working at a marketing agency in central London and the job itself was such a good one – I was just completely out of my depth because I’d never worked in an agency before, and I also had the biggest arsehole of a manager I’ve ever met in my entire life

congrats to the new Pope

Finally got the Silent Hill 2 remake for the PS5… on a scale from 1 to shitting myself, how scary is it? For context it took me a good month to finish Resident Evil 7 because I was petrified

What an absolute dream job, it must be a fantastic place to work because their output is consistently next-level

I am BEYOND impatient and the fact we’ve still got another year to go is killing me, but the abundance of info/screenshots on the new GTA 6 website will tide me over! It looks genuinely mindblowing, I can’t believe it’s a real game 😭

Thank you to the husband for making my entire day

HA thank you! I feel compelled to sing No Tears Left to Cry every time I drop into a game

A black PlayStation Portal on a wooden coffee table, running Fortnite’s main menu.

Very much obsessed with my new toy

Reason #1,000 why I’m glad to have moved away from home

One of my all-time favourites, I loved Broad City too so it’s only right I’m just as obsessed with this one!

Definitely the weakest one of the show so far imo, felt a bit… off?

Aaaaaand then a new Katy Perry song has to feature prominently and completely fucking ruin it 👎

I thought the Kristen Bell cameo in this week’s Hacks would be the highlight of the episode, until Jimmy Kimmel of all people absolutely ate it up 😭 I’m crying laughing

Good morning from beautiful Montpellier ❤️

WONDERFUL news

Found the version of Cowboy Carter on vinyl with all of the songs today and even though it cost an arm and a leg, it was an immediate purchase I’m afraid

🥴 I really have to bite my tongue but it’s wild how someone with 1,000 businesses to run can still find the time to constantly talk absolute shit on the internet

The way I’m not even on Twitter anymore and I know exactly who this is about 😭

Any K*ty P*rry fan whining over the hate she’s getting needs to reflect on the abuse they’ve collectively levelled at Kesha for no reason over the last nine months and then get back to me

The way everyone unfairly shat on Solar Power when it came out but now the Lorde single is “too Melodrama”… maybe if you guys had appreciated the divine, eclectic food she served up in 2021 you wouldn’t be struggling to digest her reheated nachos today!

Worth the ordeal, they look and sound absolutely fucking incredible

I don’t go the gym and I smoke so you can imagine the sight of me hauling this speaker box out of my local shopping centre to the uber pickup, I’m sweating like a total pig 😭 gym membership incoming immediately

Ordered some new speakers and made the grave mistake of picking them up in-store for faster delivery… tell me why each speaker is eight kilos

SO MANY BANGERS! Listen to:

All the Time
Can’t Tame Her
Venus
Love Me Land
Don’t Worry Bout Me
Need Someone
Poster Girl
TG4M
Right Here
You Love Who You Love