Jitin

Update: not looking good for men tbh

Happy Friday the 13th to all who celebrate!

An oil tanker approaches the strait of Hormuz, collects a gold star and passes through while safely invulnerable

I think I may have cracked it

Wait, is this about Jerry?

For those of you who are perhaps new to cryptic crosswords, this is an excellent, visual way to learn the tricks of the trade.

Can this be a solution?

not sure why everyone thinks this is such a big problem when an obvious solution exists

An image showing a tanker dropped off on one side of a landmass at the start of a trolley problem leading to two pickup points, circumventing the closed strait of hormuz

Could this be a solution?

every quantitative measure is actually a stack of qualitative assumptions in a trenchcoat

Solving the Strait of Hormuz problem like that billionaire guy with the trucks, except with minions

can this be a solution?

Strait of Hormuz billionaire solution brainstorming, Donkey Kong barrels edition

can this be a solution

butterfly meme, guy is labeled business genius, butterfly is labeled DUMBEST FUCKING IDEA YOU'VE EVER HEARD, he is thinking 'Is this a solution?'

CEOs weighing in on the Strait of Hormuz:

A ship tracking app showing a ship called Broad Rich, flagged in Panama, who has a spoofed destination of "CHINA OWNER/CREW" sailing past the blockaded Strait of Hormuz

global side-plot where Chinese people are just shimmying past warzones like "hey so i'm not with anybody, so i'm just gonna go"

an AI generated image of the Strait of Hormuz and mocking a diagram that originally showed trucks going across the land, but now I've put two stargates there instead

can this be a solution

guy kickflipping an oil tanker from one side of the sea to the other, over the land (radical)

can this be a solution?

If Frodo and Gollum are separated from the rest of the oil tankers they will simply take the oil into Mordor themselves using Bill the Pony

If we could just raise sea levels by 150 meters we get a backup Strait of Hormuz

Can this be a solution?

volume up for kitty snores

“You’d better be prepared for the jump into hyperspace. It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.”

“What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?”

“You ask a glass of water.”

People are thinking small. We simply put wheels on the ships.

one of my cats has a strong preference for single-hand cat bongos

It's always "have you considered medicating your ADHD" and never "thank you for the mentally-stimulating sentence structure"

Comic. [Person with microphone in front of three people standing behind their own desks with drawers and a round box on top. The boxes of the first and last are shaking with their lids slightly raised.] PERSON WITH MIC: And now, for the final round, you have each been given a skunk with a hangover and chewing gum stuck to its fur. You have 30 minutes. Good luck. [caption] The Home Remedy World Championships

Home Remedies

xkcd.com/3217/

Your daily reminder

a priest so progressive he's got he/hymn in bio

macOS already ships age verification

Cartoon of a stick figure holding a tablet, surrounded by chaotic red and black arrows and orange starbursts. Text labels in a circular flow: top "i make the agent create an issue", right "their agent looks at the issue", bottom "their agent submits a solution", left "i make my agent check the solution". Arrows connect the text, illustrating a cyclical process with overlapping lines and starburst shapes.

every time my friends who work at big tech talk about their jobs these days it sounds like this

‘Hey’ came before ‘hi,’ and ‘hi' came before ‘hello.’

‘Hi’ is most likely a variant of ‘hey.’

‘Hello’ is not related to either.

Goodbye.