💦$5 gulk gulk💦

I'm not a fan of AI, but even I want that.

I know full well it won't ever happen, but fuck, that'd be sick as hell!!

Digital watercolour illustration of the Pokémon, Sylveon. It has lost its pink and blue colours, now appearing beige and brown similar to Eevee. It has a slight beige tuft of hair around its chest, as well as the tip of its tail also appearing beige like Eevee. One of Sylveon's neck ribbons is wrapped around its neck before falling to the floor, matching all three other ribbons that are also drooping and lifeless. Sylveon is looking at itself in the reflection of a wooden standing mirror, frowning. There is text above that reads, "will I love again? Will I ever feel loved again?".

What happened to me? 🪞

#Pokemon #Sylveon

graphic design shitpost: Stick figure of human leg with the knee labeled "monetizable knee"; stick figure of digitigrade leg, with the knee labeled "uncouth zoophile knee"; text: Ankle unrelated, "we are very smart" - payment processors. Separate graphic on other half - illustration of a doggy, text: Woof woof! I am a representational, animal-shaped character! A hot one, some might say. People are often attracted to me, which make sense - I am depicted with human-like behaviors, and am often drawn as a representation of idealized or exaggerated human experiences. I'm not just a talking dog - I can be a representation of the artist's aspiration to be more playful, more confident - or of something they already love about themselves. Animal-shaped characters have been a part of human expression as long as we have made art - and that tradition will outlive the powers which seek to control and divide us today. Er, grr bark, I mean.

Re: SubscribeStar banning sexual content with characters that don't have "human-like knee orientation" fsjdkldbh

Tried to shitpost and got carried away lol
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#ToboeTuesday

His first camping trip. He was maybe 1 year old at the time.

Oh hunny, I've got some steak for you!

Finally cooked some perfect steak in #MonsterHunterNow

Girl is rocking it while double fishing with one hand!

Mad respect!

Happy Caturday... cat? Hey? cat? Please? 😹 #Caturday

🩷 ɪᴛ'ꜱ ꜱᴜᴘᴇʀ ᴇꜰꜰᴇᴄᴛɪᴠᴇ! 🩷

When republicans say "think of the children", this is what they've always meant.

I wish to be: cat

Being worshipped sounds awesome.

I don't care if it's earned or due to spores. Worship is worship!

He knows what he wants — that knot all the way in.

Commission for @thegayflower.bsky.social

#ToboeTuesday

Oh man! Opposite for me.

I feel more horny, and have much strong finishes than before, but I find that keeping it up can be hard sometimes.

Congrats!

Who’s my good boy? 🐕

I don't have the words to describe how much it pisses me off to come home to that POS being in my house.

I need the fuck out of this...

Seems like the board of peace got really bored of peace pretty quickly.

One of the best parts of the SOTU. Classic.

no one needs therapy like therapists

if dog so worried about being vacuumed up why dog always in front of vacuum

@socashi.bsky.social

Lol

They had just started mopping the floors at Vulpine, and the shithead decided to plop his tush in the mop trail.

#ToboeTuesday

Lookat that snail trail!

Tried to go to an open house today, but when I got there, no one was there, place was locked up, and no one answered the door.

I was at least able to see the outside and the area.

Kinda gave a highway 99 vibe....

Woot!

Just got a couple commissions from @switchbit.co

Derpy coug is derpy!