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The book! I haven’t had the courage to watch the movie

14.03.2026 18:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

One of those β€œhe was still alive???” moments. He described so much of our modern world so well.

14.03.2026 17:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

There’s a running joke in Hard To Be A God about this

14.03.2026 17:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

boys we’re sending you to war to keep the shipping lanes open

sir when did they close sir!

ever since we sent you boys to war

13.03.2026 16:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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in my park these swaybacked, plaited, flattened little pennants. they were gossiping right before i arrived

10.03.2026 08:07 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A photograph of a huge Home Depot store with a cloudy sky above it.

A photograph of a huge Home Depot store with a cloudy sky above it.

β€œUnder socialism there isn’t any competition. You have to go to one big grim warehouse on the edge of town for everything”

03.03.2026 19:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ultra spooky, loved that

01.03.2026 23:23 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

me reaping

01.03.2026 18:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

approx 1,000,000 thinkpieces incoming on the real concerns of β€œquiet Greens” who all parties need to start paying attention to or face electoral oblivion. wait, why not

27.02.2026 13:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Personally I finish every album because I need to β€œknow what happens” and then I never listen again

24.02.2026 13:24 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Really we now have three different zones. The pentagonal prism of the rulebook, this new 2D zone, and the zone the umps actually call, which is oval-shaped.

21.02.2026 22:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œWho has put a spider in my coffee! I demand to know, this instant!”

12.02.2026 10:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

big supply teacher energy. baffled to the end

11.02.2026 13:18 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

post a tree you photographed

10.02.2026 20:11 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

baffled to the end. imagine if a person of colour was this shit at their jobs. they’d never make it past the first interview.

10.02.2026 08:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

when i accidentally get a full night’s sleep i feel absolutely fantastic the next day. i wonder if there’s a lesson to learn there oh well guess we’ll never know

10.02.2026 08:08 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Wow.

31.01.2026 22:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

you never her

29.01.2026 12:08 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

just humiliating to be ruled by these dolts

28.01.2026 22:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I think about ethan p. from time to time. I met him once!

17.01.2026 21:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œI asked my producer if he’d ever felt a bomb”

β€œYeah, once when I wasβ€”-β€œ

β€œWow. I can’t even imagine, you know?”

17.01.2026 11:12 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

this country is heading toward a very dark place and that is why i have no choice but to join the *checks notes* Nazi party

15.01.2026 12:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

getting big Magic Johnson posting energy from this one

13.01.2026 22:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Not sure ol Henri’s real clear on the concept

10.01.2026 22:03 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve read this passage aloud to people more than any other by far

09.01.2026 14:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

To this day working class French men have one in their pocket 24/7 and use it as their knife at the dining table

04.01.2026 12:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Laguiole knife - Wikipedia

Not really a cooking knife but Laguiole knives fit the description of β€œslim” and tapered

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laguiol...

04.01.2026 11:44 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I didn’t kidnap them your Honour. It was more of a capture type of situation

03.01.2026 10:09 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

lmao I feel very seen by this post

02.01.2026 10:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Me β€œwhere’s your accent from”
Barista β€œI’m from Rome, I’ve been here four years”
Me β€œwow. I love Rome. how would you compare it with London?”
Barista β€œI don’t want to hurt your feelings”

02.01.2026 09:13 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0