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Erik Engberg ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ

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Norwegian spending most of his time reading, and some of the time writing. Night Of The Demon (NEW HORROR SHORT STORY) a.co/d/aGnTLHz Four Cats And A Life Improved (SHORT STORY): https://a.co/d/2kooovy https://erikengberg.beehiiv.com/ He/him

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Dimmu Borgir got their name after going to McDonald's after practice and the bassist got the wrong order and called it a "demon burger" to which the guitarist said "Dimmu Borgir? That's a great name!"

11.03.2026 12:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Perrongen? Sรฅ lenge siden jeg har vรฆrt der at jeg ikke kjenner igjen menyen helt! Beste pizzaen det er den med skinke salami og biff(?) eller noe!

10.03.2026 17:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A New Zealander who's "steeped" in dog poo.

10.03.2026 15:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hvis vi ikke kan runke pรฅ bussen, hvor kan vi da runke? Pรฅ privatfly sitter rikingene รฅ runker hele dagen!

09.03.2026 14:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You have to love that Tolkien couldnโ€™t stop writing about the little world he made. He had maps, he had functional languages, he had little recipes for his little hungry hobbits, and 90% of this stuff wasnโ€™t ever meant to be published, he just loved his creation and enjoyed visiting and taking notes

08.03.2026 20:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 1154 ๐Ÿ” 85 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 18 ๐Ÿ“Œ 6

SICK and TIRED of 3 seasons of Shrinking making me laugh my ass off BUT ALSO CRYING LIKE A LITTLE BABY

08.03.2026 02:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A cat under a sink with the water hitting the top of his head and not his tongue as he's trying to drink, adorably

A cat under a sink with the water hitting the top of his head and not his tongue as he's trying to drink, adorably

My HUSBAND trying to find my CLINT!

#UselessMen

07.03.2026 15:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Lord of the Rings-bok, pledd, vinterhage, sol og 17+grader utenfor

Lord of the Rings-bok, pledd, vinterhage, sol og 17+grader utenfor

Nei dette blir fรฆlt du

07.03.2026 12:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 31 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Tim Heidecker and Steve Brule Pronounce Names
Tim Heidecker and Steve Brule Pronounce Names YouTube video by Hello Bozo

www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDjH...

07.03.2026 03:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 249 ๐Ÿ” 36 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Du kan kjรธpe 40 frossenpizza til den prisen!!

07.03.2026 12:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Damn! Dรธrene lukkes av @gietlitevink.bsky.social ER faktisk sรฅ bra, det er ikke noe folk pรฅ Bluesky bare sier fordi hun er En Av Oss. 5/5!

07.03.2026 00:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 16 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Noen tilfeldige her inne sa Dรธrene lukkes var pรฅ salg for noen uker siden, og postene fra dette arrangementet gjorde at jeg plukket den fra hylla og endelig begynte pรฅ den nรฅ!

05.03.2026 22:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Ravn the dog is lying next to/slightly on top of me so I can't move whatsoever. My tablet is glowing with a Kindle library open. On top is Norwegian text saying "it's nice to have a library on Kindle when you can't get up to grab a new book"

Ravn the dog is lying next to/slightly on top of me so I can't move whatsoever. My tablet is glowing with a Kindle library open. On top is Norwegian text saying "it's nice to have a library on Kindle when you can't get up to grab a new book"

Thank you Jeff Bozo for giving me a large and stupidly cheap library on my tablet when I can't get up to grab a new book for risk of disturbing dog.

Went for Ben Bova's Moonwar which I've had lying around for a long time.

04.03.2026 23:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Et svensk band har greid รฅ kalle seg Goat og blir da goatse pรฅ internasjonale plakater. Om du ikke er 25-40 รฅr gammel kan det hende du ikke har sett goatse og da bรธr du fortsette รฅ ikke vite det.

Et svensk band har greid รฅ kalle seg Goat og blir da goatse pรฅ internasjonale plakater. Om du ikke er 25-40 รฅr gammel kan det hende du ikke har sett goatse og da bรธr du fortsette รฅ ikke vite det.

Dette gรฅr ikke.

04.03.2026 22:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Every now and then I'll see a post where someone explains something normal that everyone does and blame it on their autism. I won't investigate further.

04.03.2026 16:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Jรฆvlig kult! Jeg mรฅ lure meg selv til รฅ begynne รฅ skrive igjen istedet for รฅ bare lese! Nรฆrmer meg 100 bรธker siden slutten pรฅ juli i fjor og det er kult men har knapt skrevet noe som konsekvens av lesingen!

04.03.2026 13:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Lenge siden jeg har fรฅtt med meg en oppdatering pรฅ det du skrev, tror du var pรฅ 40K ord sist? Det er 40K ord mer enn jeg har skrevet pรฅ mange mรฅneder!

04.03.2026 12:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Tester dere ut! Mรฅ jo det med et sรฅnt tilbud.

04.03.2026 12:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Det er sรฅnn ca 200 รฅr fรธr gjennomsnittsperson er glemt hรธrte jeg en gang for lenge siden ๐Ÿ˜… da er siste generasjon som kan ha mรธtt deg som barn borte eller noe er vel tankegangen

04.03.2026 12:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ca 200 รฅr etter din dรธd er du virkelig borte, og det er greit.

04.03.2026 12:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Amazon payout, 0.59 EUR which should be $0.70 unless they've changed the terms and 6.56 NOK

Amazon payout, 0.59 EUR which should be $0.70 unless they've changed the terms and 6.56 NOK

All the money I made being an author in November and December 2025! Norwegian kroner, not USD ($0.70)

04.03.2026 12:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Plata รฅpner med Desperation Part I-IV ja! Husker jeg leste OM boka da den var ny (albumet) men har aldri lest den eller sett filmen. Burde nok gjรธre det!

03.03.2026 23:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ikke kjent med denne, men progmetallbandet Redemption har boka som tema pรฅ debutskiva (om jeg ikke blander King-storier), hรธrte mye pรฅ for tjue รฅr siden. Kanskje jeg skal gjenhรธre AKKURAT Nร…

03.03.2026 22:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I read Lord Of The Rings in Norwegian, probably after the third movie, so around age 14. Then I have a vague memory of starting it in English twice and never getting past page 100 or so and quitting reading for a long time. So very skeptical of trying again but now at page 150 and it's REALLY GOOD!

03.03.2026 18:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Album cover for Spiritual Front, great album!

03.03.2026 16:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Sola skinner, jeg sitter under pledd med boka Once Upon A Time In Hollywood i hรฅnda, hunden Ravn er med meg og vi er ute i vinterhagen vรฅr. Det er 1,5m snรธ pรฅ andre sida av glasset (glidd ned fra taket)

Sola skinner, jeg sitter under pledd med boka Once Upon A Time In Hollywood i hรฅnda, hunden Ravn er med meg og vi er ute i vinterhagen vรฅr. Det er 1,5m snรธ pรฅ andre sida av glasset (glidd ned fra taket)

Tester ut vinterhagen igjen ๐Ÿ˜Ž

01.03.2026 13:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER 
P1-SLUGGO, HE OUTSIDE IN HIS YARD , HE HAS A WORLD GLOBE, ITโ€™S BENT AND MASHED UP A LITTLE .

SLUGGO: WOW, DAT GIVES
ME AN IDEA

P2- NANCY SEES SLUGGO AND GOES OVER TO HIM

NANCY: WHAT ARE YOU
DOING WITH THAT GLOBE, SLUGGO ?

SLUGGO: Iโ€™M GOING TO SELL IT

P3- 
NANCY: YOU CAN'T SELL THAT--LOOK AT THE CONDITION IT'S IN

P4-
SLUGGO: WHY NOT ? - - THEY SAY THE WOILD IS IN AWFUL SHAPE THESE DAYS

NANCY HAS A SHOCKED EXPRESSION ON HER FACE.

NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER P1-SLUGGO, HE OUTSIDE IN HIS YARD , HE HAS A WORLD GLOBE, ITโ€™S BENT AND MASHED UP A LITTLE . SLUGGO: WOW, DAT GIVES ME AN IDEA P2- NANCY SEES SLUGGO AND GOES OVER TO HIM NANCY: WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT GLOBE, SLUGGO ? SLUGGO: Iโ€™M GOING TO SELL IT P3- NANCY: YOU CAN'T SELL THAT--LOOK AT THE CONDITION IT'S IN P4- SLUGGO: WHY NOT ? - - THEY SAY THE WOILD IS IN AWFUL SHAPE THESE DAYS NANCY HAS A SHOCKED EXPRESSION ON HER FACE.

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
March 01,1948

01.03.2026 09:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 933 ๐Ÿ” 194 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 26 ๐Ÿ“Œ 19

British podcasters be like "Key-yet-il Nude-zen" and look at their producer, get two thumbs up, and congratulate themselves on their pronunciation ๐Ÿ™„

(It's more like Che-til (as in communist Che) hard K-nut-zen by the way)

01.03.2026 10:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Smiling bald and clean shaven guy with a couple of neck tattoos

Smiling bald and clean shaven guy with a couple of neck tattoos

#NewProfilePic

28.02.2026 21:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bruker definitivt bรธker for รฅ unngรฅ nyheter sรฅ langt det lar seg gjรธre! Aldri lest sรฅ mye som jeg har de siste sju mรฅneder.

26.02.2026 21:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0