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Craig Patik

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Traveler & web developer. US immigrant in Munich πŸ‡©πŸ‡ͺ. Happily car-free. he/him.

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Surprised to find out that all flights from here to Georgia and Armenia are red eyes

10.02.2026 19:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Emma Thompson's character in "Love, Actually" standing next to her and her husband's bed which is maybe 160 cm and has only a duvet on it

Emma Thompson's character in "Love, Actually" standing next to her and her husband's bed which is maybe 160 cm and has only a duvet on it

how do they sleep on this tiny ass bed with no pillows

23.12.2025 20:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

hang on a sec babe there’s a funny meme at the top of my feed that I gotta see before it refreshes

15.12.2025 08:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œHowever, we notice – based on the social comments and international media coverage – that for many guests this period is β€˜the most wonderful time of the year’.”

Sounds like, "our research has concluded that Christmas is good πŸ€“"

11.12.2025 13:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

so dependent on GPT I can't even spell my name without AI

04.12.2025 14:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Gravestone that reads:

Buffy Anne Summers
1981-2001
Beloved sister
Devoted friend
She saved the world
A lot

Gravestone that reads: Buffy Anne Summers 1981-2001 Beloved sister Devoted friend She saved the world A lot

β€œA lot” will never not be funny to me

02.12.2025 19:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
function validateHypothesis(input) {
    "use ai"

    return "You're absolutely right!"
}

function validateHypothesis(input) { "use ai" return "You're absolutely right!" }

27.10.2025 11:33 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A dog sits near a tall shoe rack filled with various types of shoes in a room with wooden flooring. All shoes are stacked on high shelves, out of the dog’s reach.

A dog sits near a tall shoe rack filled with various types of shoes in a room with wooden flooring. All shoes are stacked on high shelves, out of the dog’s reach.

β€œGuys, correct me if I’m wrong, but I believe I’m sensing a lack of trust here, and frankly, it hurts my feelings.”

26.10.2025 17:41 πŸ‘ 5282 πŸ” 537 πŸ’¬ 150 πŸ“Œ 19
Bilbo Baggins typing into a phone. Then a screenshot of a ChatGPT conversation. Bilbo types, "After all, why not? Why shouldn't I keep it?" GPT replies, "You're absolutely right!"

Bilbo Baggins typing into a phone. Then a screenshot of a ChatGPT conversation. Bilbo types, "After all, why not? Why shouldn't I keep it?" GPT replies, "You're absolutely right!"

26.10.2025 09:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
1Password listed as a trending topic on Twitter

1Password listed as a trending topic on Twitter

jump scare

24.10.2025 06:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
GitHub pull request opened by Copilot that begins "thanks for asking me to work on this."

GitHub pull request opened by Copilot that begins "thanks for asking me to work on this."

weird

25.09.2025 18:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Please don’t post b&w photos of your pets it makes me think they died

10.09.2025 14:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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An @afm-union.bsky.social and @sagaftra.org gal.

An NFLPA guy.

We love a union love story. Congrats Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce!

26.08.2025 18:04 πŸ‘ 3311 πŸ” 467 πŸ’¬ 71 πŸ“Œ 92

Pips #2 Hard πŸ”΄
5:24

20.08.2025 15:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Cycling home from a concert is a wonderful experience. The enduring high from the show, the quiet streets; replacing the venue's stifling humidity with the cool evening breeze; unbeatable.

16.07.2025 16:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
George Michael from Arrested Development laying face down on the ground. Caption: when the Spelling Bee includes I, N, and G

George Michael from Arrested Development laying face down on the ground. Caption: when the Spelling Bee includes I, N, and G

29.06.2025 10:02 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

You have more in common with the average Iranian citizen than you do with the people that run this country

22.06.2025 03:03 πŸ‘ 18814 πŸ” 4125 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 6

Is this safer than eval() ?

10.06.2025 22:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The enemy of my enemy is still my enemy but I still like seeing them fight

05.06.2025 19:24 πŸ‘ 31518 πŸ” 5109 πŸ’¬ 409 πŸ“Œ 197
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Play The New York Times Crossword Keep your mind sharp by making The Crossword part of your daily routine.

If you have even a passing interest in crosswords, today's NYT puzzle has a fun little twist www.nytimes.com/crosswords/g...

25.05.2025 11:12 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
LISBON, PORTUGAL - MAY 24: Stina Blackstenius of Arsenal celebrates scoring her team's first goal with teammate Alessia Russo during the UEFA Women's Champions League final match between Arsenal WFC and FC Barcelona at Estadio Jose Alvalade on May 24, 2025 in Lisbon, Portugal.

LISBON, PORTUGAL - MAY 24: Stina Blackstenius of Arsenal celebrates scoring her team's first goal with teammate Alessia Russo during the UEFA Women's Champions League final match between Arsenal WFC and FC Barcelona at Estadio Jose Alvalade on May 24, 2025 in Lisbon, Portugal.

Arsenal deny Barcelona a third consecutive Champions League and are European champions for the first time since 2007.

#UWCL

24.05.2025 17:56 πŸ‘ 771 πŸ” 130 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 26
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I made a small tool for cleaning up old git branches
github.com/patik/git-pr...

18.05.2025 14:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man drinking a can of pepsi with his mouth ALT: a man drinking a can of pepsi with his mouth

You mean serving aaah

17.05.2025 21:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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We take Eurovision Very Seriously in this house

17.05.2025 21:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

No idea if the founding fathers retained citizenship from their countries of origin. I'm talking about presidents born in the US post-1776.

17.05.2025 10:06 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
The government of San Marino made United States President Abraham Lincoln an honorary citizen. He wrote in reply, saying that the republic proved that "government founded on republican principles is capable of being so administered as to be secure and enduring".

The government of San Marino made United States President Abraham Lincoln an honorary citizen. He wrote in reply, saying that the republic proved that "government founded on republican principles is capable of being so administered as to be secure and enduring".

Abe Lincoln, the first US president to be a dual citizen?

17.05.2025 10:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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🌟🚲 MEGA STERNFAHRT 🚲🌟
πŸ’₯ Gemeinsam radeln fΓΌr besseren Radverkehr! πŸ’₯
4️⃣ Treffpunkte im Stadtgebiet! πŸ™οΈ
7️⃣ DemozΓΌge aus dem Umland! 🏞️
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πŸ” Routeninfos πŸ‘‰ muenchen.adfc.de/artikel/ster...

#sternfahrtmuc

16.05.2025 13:31 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
At least 3 people sitting in a sauna, each staring at their phone, in street clothes with socks

At least 3 people sitting in a sauna, each staring at their phone, in street clothes with socks

This TikTok showing Americans in the sauna with street clothes and their phones is wild

14.05.2025 08:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

cool now let’s do the Badens

30.04.2025 09:05 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Why would someone want to mimic the quartz tick

28.04.2025 19:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0