Donovan

Guffo, Le Monde

The Bettie Page haircut

When I was younger, I thought one day maybe I'll go to a bar all the time and the bartender will know my order. Never happened. But today the pharmacist looked at me and said, we got your order, hold on. Not the way I imagined this moment at all.

DESPERATE to know what they thought potato chips were made out of

a woman is talking to a man and asking him if he agrees . ALT: a woman is talking to a man and asking him if he agrees .

MADELEINE DEAN: The president is unhinged. He's unwell

JOHNSON: A lot of folks on your side are too

If this country was truly “pro-life,” we would have Medicare for All, a Green New Deal, gun reform, universal child care, and a living wage.

The right-wing agenda isn’t about “life.”

It’s about control.

Now starting Fourth Wing, which I heard was pretty smutty, too, and am hoping it isn’t just a Pern knockoff with more explicit sex.

Yes, I am behind the times on the romantasy trend.

Finished the A Court of Thorns and Roses series, which - for me - went from “you call that ‘smutty’? I thought this was going to be smutty” to “yeah, that’s pretty darn smutty.”

You know the people who think Pasteurization is bad but boiling raw milk before you drink it is ok are going to say Tylenol causes autism but acetaminophen is fine

I know antifa isn't a real organization because I don't get 40 texts a week from them asking for donations.

Protecting access to abortion is the pro-life stance. Abortions are medical care and denying them in all cases means endangering the lives of women who won’t survive the pregnancy and the fetuses that wouldn’t survive to birth or would die soon after from developmental defects.

Product photo of a playmobil playset of a portable toilet, or portapotty

Playmobil is unhinged

The fact that Matthew Dowd lost his job for pointing out Charlie Kirk’s hate speech, while Brian Kilmeade openly suggests we should euthanize the homeless and there is zero outrage, shows exactly what is terribly wrong with today’s political mainstream media.

Your last saved pic is your moral philosophy.

Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2?

Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2?

Drop an old person you are going to turn into in the future

Anyone else getting bombarded online by ads for a word processor that looks like an old timey portable typewriter, or is it just me?

Imagine having no plans for the weekend and most of the world agrees to declare you dead because you’re such a piece of shit

A mock up of a fantasy novel cover with the title of A Blank of Blank & Blank over a filigree background

Why do all new fantasy novels look like this?

really feels like housing affordability is one of the most important political issues of our time, affecting nearly every aspect of our lives, and everyday our mainstream political discourse is about whether sour cream is woke or not

So true.

BREAKING: Republicans just blocked my amendment to ensure Veterans, foster kids and the homeless aren’t denied SNAP benefits.

There is no one Republicans won’t betray to ram through tax cuts for their billionaire buddies.

Really struggling to think positively about someone who instituted one of the biggest anti-LGBTQ policies in comics 🤷‍♂️

Years ago I was at New York Pride and I remember running into this couple and they told me they drove like five hours to be at Pride and I was like, “Five hours? Why would you drive five hours?” And he said to me, “This is the one time a year and the only place where I can hold my partner’s hand and kiss my partner in the street without having to look around first. It’s the only place. I don’t have that anywhere else.” One time a year. One place. This is it. And that’s what Pride means. - bob the drag queen

Possibly my favorite summation of Pride

He's on a really epic losing streak at home and abroad. What's more, nobody at the G7 (or anywhere) really has any use for him. I don't recall a more impotent, ostracized, poorly thought of president in our modern history. At his parade, at G7, he gives off a very very strong pissed off loser vibe.

The Dominos Doomsday Clock is the new Waffle House Index

Anyone can clearly see that is a picture of John Forsythe lying naked in a pool of honey