mr splendour (@jobcreator)

can you make a big chocolate ass

My fiancee quit her job to make fancy chocolates and I'm the ideas pitchman

14.03.2026 22:38 👍 1315 🔁 71 💬 47 📌 2

I could imagine something good happening

15.03.2026 00:27 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

assmen mount up

13.03.2026 22:43 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

It’s time to do the eating

13.03.2026 22:41 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Just hit send young assman

13.03.2026 19:12 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Enjoy your Friday, brother.

13.03.2026 12:44 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Enjoy your Thursday, brother.

12.03.2026 12:16 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I would love to enjoy a pizza

11.03.2026 22:55 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Just saw a story about a guy who didn’t pay his Apple Pay credit card bill because he thought it meant Apple paid the bill

11.03.2026 19:26 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Enjoy your Wednesday, brother.

11.03.2026 13:45 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I gotta get my Splendour back

11.03.2026 03:48 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Experiences in your area today

10.03.2026 16:13 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

One of the lowest Splendour weeks on record

10.03.2026 16:13 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

NBC News poll Voters hold negative views of Al. In fact, the only topics less popular in the survey were the Democratic Party and Iran.

Truly a perfect news alert

10.03.2026 15:39 👍 17220 🔁 3500 💬 304 📌 237

I am that homie

10.03.2026 14:31 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Getting into feeling horrible all the time

10.03.2026 14:31 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The numbers are too high gotta bring those numbers down

10.03.2026 02:02 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Enjoy your Sunday evening brother

09.03.2026 02:07 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Assify

07.03.2026 19:59 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Enjoy your 23 hour Sunday, brother.

08.03.2026 16:03 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I think men are too emotional to run kitchens

07.03.2026 20:44 👍 124 🔁 10 💬 5 📌 0

Assify

07.03.2026 19:59 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

chest and back day brother

07.03.2026 13:47 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

I’m so depressed today this has been the worst week I’ve had in at least a year

07.03.2026 14:57 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Men will literally devise a contraption

07.03.2026 04:32 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The Assmen are mobilizing

07.03.2026 04:12 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Who assesses the assmen?

07.03.2026 02:40 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The price of Splendour’s goin up

03.09.2025 00:17 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

rising ass prices

06.03.2026 19:26 👍 25 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

If you can’t handle the ass don’t tickle the assman.

17.01.2025 16:25 👍 9 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

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