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the "pick up that can" scene from half life 2 but the can is an explosive barrel

working on my half life 2 mod again

An oil tanker approaches the strait of Hormuz, collects a gold star and passes through while safely invulnerable

I think I may have cracked it

There is something funny about losing out on your chance at a yakuman because someone else also got a yakuman.

Like the odds of any of these hands are a million to one so it's just a particularly amusing result.

Economy's really starting to get out of hand now, they're even putting fees in the cof.

Bush II set the bar very high but between this, USAID, the mass deportation atrocities and a conservative projection of the result of the anti-vax movement I think we can pretty definitively say Trump is the worst President now

the more actual harm caused by a petroleum supply shock, the funnier it will be that some of trump's first actions was making it significantly more expensive to buy solar and EVs. Im sorry but its so, so, so funny

photo of an all-white male cat sleeping in a cardboard box, which is labeled "Kirkland signature salted sweet cream butter". the cat is resting his head on one of the box corners, with his neck at an awkward up-angle. still, he looks completely content, as his eyes are closed...

same as the other photo description in terms of the white cat and cardboard box, except this time, the cat is resting his... nose? upper lip? against the same box corner as before. this does not look comfortable either, but he STILL seems content.......

he is salted sweet cream butter......

The actual content of this is bad enough but jesus fucking christ that phrasing is just hideously antagonistic.

Personally, if I were a judge there, I'd be appreciating the height that some of those windows are at but maybe that's just me.

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A wind waker mod where Link is replaced with Kiryu from Yakuza

found the perfect mod

Five Guys always has a lot of tension, the uneven number of guys always leaves one feeling left out and then the rest have to make up with him later when the day's grilling is complete.

We're in that part of the year where the weather is between two very different points and I can't figure it out, and so now I'm hot and can't sleep. It's fine though, it'll snow in like two days.

RIP lmao

sony ericsson playstation phone

Pearl White PSP Go

HRT is magic

Once again find myself laying here in the darkness wishing I could wave my hands and solve everyone's problems. Think I'll be doing that until the day I die.

As a night person, I'm still pro standard time being the standard because what the fuck do you mean we're going to make something called standard time and then not make it the standard? Do words mean nothing?

Can't wait for the kids to run out of numbers and "M N" becomes the next meme.

Spring time change is so obnoxious, I think we should only observe the autumn time change and simply let time keep looping backwards.

I wonder if they still make those sponge dinosaur toys?

Occurring to me now that the venn diagram of "interesting people" and "people capable of rationally navigating conflict" is pretty much two distinct circles and I really don't know what to make of that.

Am I talking about myself? No, but if I were I would be incapable of knowing that so 🤷

Part of what I've so thoroughly enjoyed about Rocket League is how they've barely changed the core game since 2015 because it was already so tight. Really sad to see the new update is going to blow a hole through that. Doesn't do much of anything for casual players and kills the competitive depth.

An example of how twitter cooks your brain is that I’m unable to find a single source about his wife being Jewish outside of random twitter posts

I'd forgotten how good the new 4v4 mode in Rocket League is. Very weird hopping into a party with friends and actually being able to queue 4v4 without it being miserable and dogshit lol.

I didn't want to make this post but unfortunately my hand has been forced. Sentona Games told me this week, after ignoring me for two months, that they will not be paying me the $24,000 deferred…... I didn't want to make this post but unfortunately my hand has been forced. Sentona Games told me this week, after ignoring me for two months, that they will not be paying me the $24,000 deferred paym...

If you're in the game industry and use LinkedIn, please do me a favor and share my post about Sentona Games screwing me out of money I'm owed. Thank you

A store page for "custom handmade Speedy Eggbert plush," costs $93 + shipping.

Randomly discovering that someone made a hideously expensive Speedy Eggbert plushie and while I will never buy this it has instantly made life so much better.

This whole government is insane but admittedly their names have not reflected that until now. Markwayne feels like the right kind of name for this government.

I'm still slightly infuriated that I got a crazy good score the first time I played and then never even came close again lol.