'dro🐰

[Richard Nixon looking up from Hell]

What the fuck you guys

"Believe in the ball, and throw yourself"

--Mr T, "Not Another Teen Movie"

I prefer the dark

Two black cats staring at the camera as they lay on a bed covered with a yellow blanket.

Double trouble.

When even the animals get raptured but you don't

I'm not calling it getting old anymore. I'm going to say it's time sickness from now on.

Figurines of Brady Bunch and Partridge Family fighting each other

I have created a diorama of the Partridge family attacking the Brady Bunch family. My life is very boring.

let me embarrass myself online in peace

Thought I would have gotten used to it by now, but I’m still grappling with the realization of just how stupid the men running this country are.

The algorithm just showed me a video on quantum physics and entanglement theory and I’m so flattered it thought I’d understand all that.

Concerned that I'm not worrying enough

wow i didnt have that on my 2026 kalshi parlay!

more like jury doody amirite

Just had someone on a conference call say "I'm giving you back two minutes of your time" and I will be using this time to tie a noose

the more i try not to be mad, the madder i get lol

Cat with a cone on its head staring into it's owners eyes with the cone enveloping their faces.

I DO NOT LIKE THE CONE

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why are taters the only thing we’ve totted

Ummm... Excuse me, can I help you find something?

When I drink during a full moon I turn into an unawarewolf

can I scream the entire script for 10 Things I Hate About You into your mouth

Quick question does anyone know how to restore virtue to a decaying society

popping a little blue pill to walk around walmart in gray sweatpants as a bit

First time I saw The Apprentice, I thought, "Hopefully someday I will be informed of this man's every bruise or skin condition."

When I was a child, I spoke as a child, I understood as a child, I stole matches to start fires in the woods with my friends as a child: but when I became a man, I got a cute little metal fire pit

Hard to reach places? You mean like, enlightenment?

The answer of a man with mashed potato brain

Telling Jesus he'll never make it if he keeps being so hostile to wealth. Advising him to moderate his message to appeal to the Galilee suburbs