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went to my childhood home recently and had a chance to sit down and really talk openly with the bogeyman in the basement. pretty decent guy actually and very sensitive. all those times he chased me up the stairs he just wanted connection. we did a pretend chase for old times sake
Humanity will be happy in our holodeck coffins, just make sure the holograms are good at mouth stuff wait what
[Richard Nixon looking up from Hell]
What the fuck you guys
"Believe in the ball, and throw yourself"
--Mr T, "Not Another Teen Movie"
I prefer the dark
Two black cats staring at the camera as they lay on a bed covered with a yellow blanket.
Double trouble.
When even the animals get raptured but you don't
I'm not calling it getting old anymore. I'm going to say it's time sickness from now on.
Figurines of Brady Bunch and Partridge Family fighting each other
I have created a diorama of the Partridge family attacking the Brady Bunch family. My life is very boring.
let me embarrass myself online in peace
Thought I would have gotten used to it by now, but I’m still grappling with the realization of just how stupid the men running this country are.
The algorithm just showed me a video on quantum physics and entanglement theory and I’m so flattered it thought I’d understand all that.
Concerned that I'm not worrying enough
wow i didnt have that on my 2026 kalshi parlay!
more like jury doody amirite
Just had someone on a conference call say "I'm giving you back two minutes of your time" and I will be using this time to tie a noose
the more i try not to be mad, the madder i get lol
Cat with a cone on its head staring into it's owners eyes with the cone enveloping their faces.
I DO NOT LIKE THE CONE
❤️🐰
why are taters the only thing we’ve totted
Ummm... Excuse me, can I help you find something?
When I drink during a full moon I turn into an unawarewolf
can I scream the entire script for 10 Things I Hate About You into your mouth
Quick question does anyone know how to restore virtue to a decaying society
popping a little blue pill to walk around walmart in gray sweatpants as a bit
First time I saw The Apprentice, I thought, "Hopefully someday I will be informed of this man's every bruise or skin condition."
