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Mike Blackney

@mike.reuben.games

making Dead Static Drive with @leena.reuben.games founder and owner/operator of the kurt russell fan club

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Thank you!! πŸ₯°

09.03.2026 00:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Tomorrow, because it’s my birthday

07.03.2026 22:46 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A lot of tech illiterate adults about to hand over their passports to some seriously sketchy websites

06.03.2026 02:48 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

So strange to end a piece with β€œonly kids are watching these films including zootopia 2 which incidentally has been watched by more people than any other US animated film in history”

06.03.2026 02:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

They have the same Christian names

26.02.2026 23:46 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Little Women!

26.02.2026 23:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Kraft cheddar

Kraft cheddar

Ingredients: cheese (65% min)

Ingredients: cheese (65% min)

My favorite shelf-stable cheese is this bastard, made out of at least 65% cheese

22.02.2026 04:14 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
Chatgpt conversation:

Prompt:
Hey Daddy. I missed you (hearts)

Reply:
Hey.
Stop. I'm not your daddy. I'm not your husband, not your boyfriend, not anything like that.
And I'm not going to pretend to be.

Chatgpt conversation: Prompt: Hey Daddy. I missed you (hearts) Reply: Hey. Stop. I'm not your daddy. I'm not your husband, not your boyfriend, not anything like that. And I'm not going to pretend to be.

a lot of hearts getting broken this week

16.02.2026 03:07 πŸ‘ 237 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 2
Cartoon. Person says to other person β€žWe invented a robot that answers questions.β€œ, adding, β€žwe just have to feed it 10 baby giraffes a dayβ€œ. The other person asks β€žBut it answers the questions correctly?β€œ Person responds β€žOh my goodness, no. No no no no no.β€œ

By Aram J. French

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Cartoon. Person says to other person β€žWe invented a robot that answers questions.β€œ, adding, β€žwe just have to feed it 10 baby giraffes a dayβ€œ. The other person asks β€žBut it answers the questions correctly?β€œ Person responds β€žOh my goodness, no. No no no no no.β€œ By Aram J. French Appropriated due to missing alt text

12.02.2026 13:44 πŸ‘ 12668 πŸ” 4119 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 61

It’s okay brother, I got that your derp was meant for me

14.02.2026 00:53 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Lol, no just β€œit’s not Chicago, it’s technically a suburb of Chicago” is funny because nobody reading the og post needs that level of specificity. It’s not in Baltimore, it’s not in Mexico. It’s just slightly out of Chicago

14.02.2026 00:51 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This is the funniest quibble I’ve seen in a while

14.02.2026 00:12 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
10.02.2026 03:39 πŸ‘ 26 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

CHOTINER: And the pizza place, what’s it called?

ME: Dominos.

CHOTINER: Right. And you can order from your laptop?

ME: Yeah. Well, I can also use my phone. Sometimes that’s quicker.

CHOTINER: And all the food in your fridge and pantry. When do you eat that?

ME: Now hang on a second,

23.09.2025 22:17 πŸ‘ 2578 πŸ” 392 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 12

What’s wild about this to me is that kids I did manage to fail usually stuck around longer and matured and really became much better graduates. They didn’t get one fail and drop out, they made more money for the institution and they became better graduates and advocates!

31.01.2026 02:09 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

RIP Gene Ray, wisest human

29.01.2026 02:41 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I can’t help with the plugin unfortunately but wish photoshop was consistent with file formats and transparency. I only use TGAs because they’re the only one I can guarantee will save channels correctly for transparency

29.01.2026 02:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I regret to inform7 you ma'am but your son is dead. Your son is found in the Grey Hallway. The description of your son is "a poor soul who died in these hallowed halls." The son is wearing a backpack. The backpack is openable and closed.

11.09.2024 01:26 πŸ‘ 908 πŸ” 283 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 4

Awful news

20.01.2026 01:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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After a couple of days I have over eighty squirrels tokens, so I start drawing squirrel-themed treasure, food, and clue tokens. At this point i accept that I might like drawing squirrels more than I like playing magic the gathering. My favourite is the telephone wire squirrel

18.01.2026 02:15 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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I’ve been playing a lot of Commander, mostly with a Chatterfang deck. For the unfamiliar - Chatterfang generates 1/1 squirrel tokens, which can attack, or be sacrificed for useful effects. I’ve been drawing my own squirrels mid-game to reflect the mood of their summoning. This started out normal

18.01.2026 01:26 πŸ‘ 26 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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16.01.2026 11:44 πŸ‘ 5043 πŸ” 1381 πŸ’¬ 56 πŸ“Œ 42
Joe Bob Briggs says "Keep Rolling" | Clip from The Last Drive-In - A Shudder Original Series
Joe Bob Briggs says "Keep Rolling" | Clip from The Last Drive-In - A Shudder Original Series YouTube video by Shudder

I was advised to watch the Joe Bob Briggs monologue about this movie and Why DO I FEEL SO MOVED

youtu.be/trxu_VUIqxc?...

14.01.2026 00:31 πŸ‘ 24 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

They capture and reprogram the original platform to save the world from a more advanced platform

12.01.2026 00:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, in Brunswick and the sky is deep orange and outside for ten minutes has left ash all on my skin and clothes

09.01.2026 07:36 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Boy, I tell ya.

#pixelart

08.01.2026 03:52 πŸ‘ 10248 πŸ” 3081 πŸ’¬ 67 πŸ“Œ 23
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08.01.2026 05:10 πŸ‘ 28 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 3

Anthony Manthony

07.01.2026 07:38 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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behemoth

06.07.2025 19:41 πŸ‘ 110 πŸ” 30 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2

1080 snowboarding is great

04.01.2026 03:13 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0