warlock 🧌

hello people of bluesky

i keep forgetting i’ve got bluesky. what’s going on everyone

precisely

this one i have mixed feelings about. i like the ending where i’m acting like a bull but the setup is kinda lazy. like radiohead listeners are incels hahaha is low hanging fruit to me. but women with bangs are a serious weakness for me so i would like to keep that part. idk.

seeing another guy at a record store talking to a woman with bangs about radiohead and i start stamping and dragging my foot and grunting like a bull at a matador

taking a break in the middle of jacking off to have some gatorade

keeping tally marks for how many times i interrupt/speak over women and then whipping myself that many times when i get home like the albino priest in the da vinci code

rapper named Fetta Cini

ok i’m going to be posting some of my twitter drafts on here. let me know if any of them are good enough to tweet.

what’s up everyone

i forgot i had this. what’s up

many are saying that im the only 6’0” he/him fall out boy fan who is also a huge enjoyer of the films of martin scorsese

can you get pussy on here