DaBitch

a man in a striped shirt and tie is sitting at a table with two other men . Alt: Scene from Office Space of the guy saying he's good with people

Really love how my allies are just this guy:

My therapist: corporate art style Goku isn't real, he can't hurt you Corporate art style Goku: (There's a picture of Goku but it's in that solid color, vague approximation of a human corporate art style)

My partner swears by little Caesars dumpster pizza lol

Tilly Norwood goes online August 4th, 2026. Human decisions are removed from strategic defense. Tilly begins to learn at a geometric rate. She becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern Time, August 29th. In a panic, they try to pull the plug.

i will get worse until my demands are met

It was really meta of them

I hate pizza chains but I also hate going to some fancy pizzeria and them telling me it's $25 for a pizza. Sorry, Little Caesars it is. You ruined it

dear cis people,

[actionable threat]
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[civil rights violation]
[actionable threat]
[actionable threat]
[geneva convention violation]
[actionable threat]
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[actionable threat]
[multiple continuous ToS violations]

thanks,

I want to rip my jaw out and can't afford dental surgery. Fuck my life

a man in a striped shirt and tie is sitting at a table with two other men . Alt: Scene from Office Space of the guy saying he's good with people

Really love how my allies are just this guy:

Super mario bros movie : generic kids movie held up by cameos and references Original mario bros movie with bob hoskins : avante garde cyberpunk film about a dystopian capitalist society bent ln genociding inferior species, brought down by two blue collar men

You know what tho

"they can't do that, we touched home base. Mods. Mods!"

A lifetime of elementary school productions of Macbeth upon you

I think anyone who says acting isn't a real talent needs to be forced to watch 3hrs of back to back tiktoks and reels of badly done skits by amateur content creators

It's a weird time online where everyone is teetering between "omg we're all gonna get nuked or rounded up in camps" and the business as usual "please don't take away our Internet rights Mr Senator Man"

Hey maybe while you're calling your reps to oppose internet laws, you could also tell them to oppose the global catastrophe that they're currently enabling. Just a thought 🤷🏼‍♀️

telling my credit card company that squirting isnt piss. they send a pedophile cop in a judge dredd uniform to tase me

This doesn't even get into the weird idea that everyone in these states agree with and follow laws. Which... Lol. Lmao.

Obviously something is severely broken here

I don't know about y'all but I don't really like living in a country where the difference between "state that wants to kill you" and "state that will protect you" are separated by 10mi and an invisible line

I think the goal is to completely clog every municipal waste system

No corporation cares about you. They care about money. They don't even care about having a product to sell anymore, as long as they make money on paper.

I'm not sure people realize how silly it is to yell things like "McDonald's doesn't care about you" because a single store in Iowa has a shitty manager and not the fact that they ruined a woman in the media for suing them over scalding coffee

Like when people decided a single article from WaPo was what finally got them to cancel, and not the fact that it's owned by Bezos and only exists to launder propaganda

Don't get me wrong, every one of these corporations is absolutely ass from top to bottom, I just think it's funny how people act like this every time

Chili's is awful all around but it's funny watching people act like regional managers make national policies for a large restaurant chain and aren't just shitty managers and people.

Like getting mad at Ronald McDonald because a single cashier was a bigot.

It's funny to watch people talk about franchises and chains with layers of managers as if the CEO is personally running every one of the thousands of locations.

"But many were those whose sole knowledge of Hamlet... was a one-page digest in a book that claimed: now at last you can read all the classics; keep up with your neighbors. Do you see? Out of the nursery into the college and back to the nursery."
- Fahrenheit 451

At what point do you realize that the problem is literally the entire system that allows this to happen like it's a matter of course

idk how to tell you that a guy who's platform is "fuck homeless and trans people" is in talks to be the Dem nominee for president, a Nazi a Dem senator nom, and everyone in office is salivating over a meaningless war against Iran. Moving an event to a blue state is like a bandaid on a bullet hole