every other show on television being a season-long murder mystery is so boring. they're not even good mysteries, they're just exercises in how long you can misdirect the viewer and delay the big reveal with flashbacks or flash-forwards.
they simply left the private sector to run the united states government
it sounds insane in retrospect, but the first time i heard 311, i thought this was a new They Might Be Giants song
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NoDs...
i don't think he's gonna get the fifa peace prize again this year
fake news on facebook saying that bill hader is going to be hawkeye in a mash reboot just because he did a good alan alda impression on snl smh
it's called newsmax because they exceeded their daily limit for news and had to start making shit up
2026 recording log, day 12:
Session with New Band, got lots of work done on Untitled 126B.
No not really
Pearl Jam was taken
one thing i like about this, if you refer to kristi noem by just her last name in a lyric, it sounds like you're singing about an evil gnome
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWKS...
typo of the day: "dello" instead of "cello"
someone who was trying to hurt my feelings called me a "townie" and that seems like such a weird old-fashioned insult that doesn't even make sense when you're talking to a stranger on the internet
i was feeling indecisive about lunch, but then i left work and immediately saw a food truck with a shrimp po' boy. the universe will provide.
well if trump's not our king then why is the country royally fucked?
I made a Wu-Tang Clan deep album cuts playlist:
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an elaine benes avatar right next to a george costanza avatar in the likes on one of my tweets. there should be a cash prize if i line up a third seinfeld character.
you're skeeting on thin ice
"eww bluesky is the worst" i dunno, in my experience bluesky isn't the site where you get called the r-word by a stranger roughly once for every hundred likes one of your posts gets, it seems fine to me
the yellow ones also taste better in both cases
i feel like if trump dies in office, vance will get impeached in a matter of months for something justifiable but minor compared to what trump has done, just because his weaknesses will be so obvious to both parties, he'll be out on his ass in no time
timothee when kylie says she's going to the ballet
yeah i'm not sure what the hold up is with Kehlani, she released two projects in 2024 but then didn't strike when the iron was hot with the biggest song of her career
i'm so old that even when i nonchalantly volunteer my age, people think that saying what my age is will make me mad, like they're telling everyone my social security number (i'm so old that my social security number is 7 btw)
typo of the day: "monfay" instead of "monday"
everyone knows we're fucked and the closest thing to optimism is "lol jim cramer says we're fucked so that must mean we'll be fine" shitposts
timothee using reverse psychology to sell millions of ballet and opera tickets
zombie joe mcdonald tops the charts with the "i-feel-like-i'm-fixin'-to-reanimate rag"
Monthly Report: February Albums - Ratboys, Department, J. Cole, Charli XCX, The Paranoid Style, The Tomeka Reid Quartet, Willow, etc.
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American Classic feels so precisely targeted to me: one of the creators of Slings & Arrows doing a similar premise and Kevin Kline doing the Mr. Fischoeder voice in live action
