Shell Stone

Hoping Trump announces his resignation and declares he’s rebooting The Apprentice tonight.

Words you will (probably) hear at the State of the Union:
-terrific
-tariffs
-exonerated
-Demoncrats

Words you won’t hear at the State of the Union:
-recession (unless taking about Biden)
-Giuffre
-diaper
-sorry

So I won these socks for $2 in an auction and now I want to craft a little prison around them teehee 🤭

Happy anniversary

New global chain franchise opportunity

The Shotline We are using AI to bring back the voices of children who have been lost to gun violence so that they can call on Congress to make change.

www.theshotline.org

There has to be some balance in life.

If drinking is so bad, then why do I floss my teeth when I’m drunk?

I know we’re all joking that the rapture didn’t happen, but has anyone checked on Dolly Parton?

Every day my upstairs neighbor runs the bathtub off and on for 1-3 hrs in the middle of the night. I’ve told all 4 mgmts since moving in about it and always dismissed. Imma be pissed if it turns out to be a Dahmer thing.

San Francisco color palette :D *coming soon to a SF near you

They’re cutting everything that makes our government good and only keeping ideologies/fears that are free for them to produce

Context for future me:

Kinda got it. Waking up at 4:30am for work has some perks. One of the planets couldn’t be seen by eye, but the streetlight served as a good proxy : )

That’s why leftists need their own small army of toddlers. Not me tho, no thanks.

Finally someone asking the important questions

They’ll use their children to train AI how to mimic imagination. 10 years later robots conquer humankind. Happy now, anti-natalists??

I wish. Even if he was found guilty, Trump would pardon him in a heartbeat.

A developing political scandal in Florida has Gov. Ron DeSantis on the defensive A developing political scandal in Florida has put Gov. Ron DeSantis on the defensive. Republican lawmakers are investigating how $10 million in state money was diverted for use in a campaign.

Reminder that Kwame Kilpatrick was sentenced to 28 years of prison for stealing a little over a $1mil from Detroit. www.npr.org/2025/04/24/n...

The Waltons must’ve called

Sun Tzu says “So in war, the way is to avoid what is strong and to strike at what is weak.”

Sun Tzu says “the skillful leader subdues the enemy's troops without any fighting.”

I have too many pictures and not enough time to look through them.

They’re trying to make me look under her dress 🫣

Harris Campaign Releases Plans to Lower Housing Costs Vice President Kamala Harris announced on August 16 her presidential campaign’s plans to lower costs for American families, including housing costs.

I was never a fan of Kamala but at least her campaign pretended to care about affordable and fair housing. nlihc.org/resource/har...

Sending this card to my mom for my birthday.

That checks out.

The presidency should come with a 90 day probationary period