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Kinda Doin' the Needful

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I am Emperor Comatose, kneel before me.

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My inner corvid could never resist the power of a tactical disco ball. Or any disco ball. Or singing about shiny disco balls.

12.03.2026 02:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Uncooked gluten free pizza with homemade tomato sauce, cheese and pepperoni

Uncooked gluten free pizza with homemade tomato sauce, cheese and pepperoni

A cooked slice of gluten free pepperoni and cheese pizza

A cooked slice of gluten free pepperoni and cheese pizza

I finally made homemade pizza dough with the extortionately priced Italian gluten free flour I've been using for the past couple years. It was 100% worth it. Plus I busted out one of the last jars of homemade tomato sauce from last years garden. I should have done it sooner, but I'm lazy.

11.03.2026 22:48 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

In a move that shocks no one, jagoff @johnfetterman.com once again votes to let down his constituents as he gargles sundowning Donnie's balls and pockets AIPAC money. I hope he's taken by the Pittsburgh Sinkhole Monster.

11.03.2026 01:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This sounds more like an unholy breakfast lasagna.

10.03.2026 21:43 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

My dog is requesting a meeting invite to get in on this action.

10.03.2026 02:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My dog never graduated from stealing laundry or sewing projects πŸ˜…

06.03.2026 01:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A Day in the Life of an Ensh*ttificator
A Day in the Life of an Ensh*ttificator YouTube video by ForbrukerrΓ₯det - Norwegian Consumer Council

youtu.be/T4Upf_B9RLQ?... Never change, Norway.

28.02.2026 22:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Well that brings back a whole lot of memories from like 20 years ago πŸ˜‚

24.02.2026 03:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I'd love to see this administration attempt to fuck with a flock of Canada geese. They'd lose terribly and it'd be peak entertainment.

22.02.2026 20:28 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm crying. The last dredges of snow hiding in my garden finally melted today, my lamentations shall not cease.

22.02.2026 00:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Inside you there are two corvids. You're failing, there should be more than two to achieve maximum shiny collection potential.

20.02.2026 22:25 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Audiobooks all the way!

18.02.2026 02:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If it doesn't include Carl Sagan, I'm rioting.

17.02.2026 22:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My server once summoned the entire kitchen staff to watch me eat the spicy soup on a business trip. They did not believe a scrawny white woman could handle it. Growing up with Sonoran Mexican food gives you super powers.

17.02.2026 19:07 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If inertia fails to get the ball rolling, leverage the power of puppy. Dog gets rewarded the sooner you're done with the task. If all motivation is lost/task is high priority, I'm failing to be the awesome human my dog thinks I am (but also the sooner I finish, the sooner he gets dedicated cuddles).

12.02.2026 03:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Tell yourself you only have to work on it for 10 minutes.

12.02.2026 02:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I didn't know that kind abode came without nicotine off-gassing so bad the only solution is to encapsulate the home in 3 ft. of cement and build your castle atop its remains. (All other remediation solutions would spontaneously give the Pgh. area populace cancer.) You toured the lap of luxury.

10.02.2026 16:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Years ago one of my art history professors stated the purpose of public art is to promote open discussion and elicit strong emotions (good/bad). Maybe an architect vibed with this view and for a divisive suburban neighborhood aesthetic, making all who witness it question reality.

10.02.2026 16:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yinz hittin billdens.

07.02.2026 19:30 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Caller has observed a rare state in the Pittsburgh Sinkhole Monster reproductive cycle.

07.02.2026 03:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My four square only posses six dormers, all of which serve a purpose. This clearly will not do. I need a house with superfluous pointy roof parts, zero hand carved architectural elements, all black fixtures and all white everything else. Goals.

06.02.2026 02:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I've always wanted a Modern Tudor McFarmhouse Revival!

06.02.2026 02:17 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The ElephAAAAHHHHHHnt of Many Horrors. It has seen things. Because it committed those many atrocities.

05.02.2026 15:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I think this is the only appropriate use of this phrase I've witnessed, I even heard it in the voice of my adolescent nephew.

02.02.2026 20:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My township's superpower is not taking snow clearing inspiration from Pittsburgh proper.

31.01.2026 02:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

As I said, I refuse to believe otherwise. Nothing will change my mind!!! :D

30.01.2026 22:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm still convinced that Boxxy and Shoe0nHead are the same person and refuse to believe otherwise.

30.01.2026 21:51 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This monstrosity makes me less sad about being Celiac.

29.01.2026 00:19 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I believe this is how you take possession of your neighbors car. It's like squatters rights, but with a Pittsburgh transportation flair.

28.01.2026 18:32 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ruffs really need to come back into fashion. Justice for the ruff.

28.01.2026 15:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0