CHILLUMINATI PODCAST

WARNING: VINTAGE WHITE MALE AEROSPACE NERDS HAVE ADVANCED IMAGINATIONS AND MAY CONTRIVE COMPLEX GOVERNMENT CONSPIRACY NARRATIVES AROUND THEIR RAMPANT MISOGYNY. 👽🧍‍♀️👀 🍑

NOTICE: LIVING YOUR LIFE A QUARTER MILE AT A TIME IS IMPOSSIBLE AND RISKS A TIME/SPACE COLLAPSE. 🎉 🚗 👾

MEMO 815: SPIRIT MEDIUMS HAVE BEEN KNOWN TO SPEAK IN VARIOUS VOICES DEPENDING ON WHICH SPIRIT THEY'RE CHANNELING. TWO VOICES CAN COME FROM THE SAME THROAT IN SECONDS. DO NOT BE FOOLED. 👻👶🔪👻👨

THE MAKING OF SPACE BABES for @chilluminatipod.fm
From doodles, to another rough sketch, to done! As always it’s a scribble fest.

MantidsOnly was actually a cam girl set up first, but I had the idea for a retro space pin up look, and I’m much more happier with it. Hopefully you are too!

A Valentine's Day Cared with our Bigfoot Show art on it. It says 'SEND FEET PICS'

A Valentine's Day card with our Gnome Show art on it. It says 'POLYGNOMEROUS?'

A Valentine's Day card with our Jackalope show art on it. It says 'LET'S JACK-ELOPE!'

A Valentine's Day card with our Sexy Mantid show art on it. It says 'PLEASE GIVE ME HEAD?'

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY, CHILLUMINAUTS. THIS YEAR, DON'T BEAT AROUND THE BUSH. LET ONE OF OUR FAMOUS CRYPTIDS BY @melectro.bsky.social TELL YOUR PARTNER HOW YOU REALLY FEEL. BETTER OPTION THAN OUR SCRAPPED MATHAS-THEMED ONES FROM LAST YEAR. 🦧🔺🐇🦗💕

NOTICE: ED AND LORRAINE WARREN SUCK SO MUCH YOU GUYS 👻👫🙅🚫

The latest Chilluminati showart by Melectro with a spotify scan code underneath.

WARNING: DO NOT SHARE THIS PLAYLIST OR IT WILL MAKE YOU AND EVERYONE YOU KNOW WAY TOO H***Y. 🎵👽🍑💦

open.spotify.com/playlist/4Bu...

FORMAL APOLOGY: THE CHILLUMINATI DID NOT REALIZE THAT ED WARREN WAS THE TYPE OF PERSON WHO NEVER TRIPS. WE NOW REALIZE IT ACTUALLY IS QUITE SCARY THAT HE TRIPPED BECAUSE THAT IS NOT SOMETHING HE WOULD NORMALLY DO. 🧍‍♂️💥 😵 👻

The brand new Chilluminati showart. A sexy mantid graces the screen. She's wearing a bubble helmet, has a raygun and is riding a rocket. She has four arms, two of them are human and two of them are mantis arms. The colours are minty green and cutie pink.

IT IS NORMAL TO FEEL THINGS IN YOUR PHYSICAL BODY WHEN LOOKING AT THE SEXY MANTID. AND WHY NOT, AGENT? IS IT NOT THE SEASON OF LOVE??? 🦗 🍑 🚀

ART BY @melectro.bsky.social

WARNING: LITTLE FLUFFY DOLLY HANDS CAN AND HAVE BEEN USED AS DEADLY WEAPONS. DON'T LET YOUR EYES FOOL YOU. OR YOU, KNOW, IN THIS CASE, I GUESS, DO. 🎎 🔪 👀

THE EFFECTIVENESS OF MOST MENTAL EXERCISE DEPENDS PRIMARILY UPON THE DEPTH OF YOUR BELIEF. KNOW YOU CAN BEND THE WIND AND YOU WILL BEND IT, AGENTS. JUST MAKE SURE AND FIND A COOL PRACTICE AREA. 🌬️ 🌊 🔥 🌎

MATHAS VS. THE WARRENS COMING SOON 👫👻

NOTICE: VAMPIRES ARE REAL AND THEY DEMAND TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY. FOR ANY INQUIRIES, CONTACT THE TEMPLE OF VAMPIRES. 🧛 🩸 🔍

WARNING: UNLESS DESCRIBING PIZZA, SANDWICHES, OR SOME OTHER EDIBLE SUBSTANCE, AVOID THE TASTE OF CHICAGO AT ALL COSTS. 🍕 🥪 🌉 💩

A poster for Cornerfest 2026. It reads the following: GHOST HOUSE. DATURA STRAMONIUM. THE APOCALYPSE PLANET. CRYPTOPHON. KOOMER AND OGUIGUI. MAN OD WIND. OUR LADY OF ZEITOUN. THE SHIT BUS. EVEN DEADER INTERNET. THE HOLLOW BOAT. HORSELAUGH. FINDING JOHN ZEGRUS. SPIRALS. THE DOVES OF ONENESS. MEMORANDUM 6751. THE DON JUAN PAPERS. TITS OF TALOULA. NOBILITIS. GRAND RAPIDS DINER. THE VAMPIRE MAFIA. PALANTIR REDDIT HEIST. ANARCHIST VEGAN MURDER. THE DEATH OF DR. KELLY. RICKY ON MAPS. THE ALIEN DIGEST. RUDECINDA'S TREASURE.

CORNERFEST '26 STARTS TODAY.

WARNING: SANTA HAS NO BUSINESS INSIDE A BANK. IF YOU SEE SANTA MAKING A WITHDRAWL, HEAD TO THE NEAREST CHILLUMINATI PYLON AND CONTACT OUR DARK BUT WHIMSICAL CRIME TASK FORCE. 🎅 💰 🙌 🏦

The Spotify Code for the Chilluminati Christmas Playlist.

A letter from Alex. It reads: To the whole Chillumi-Nation: As you may have noticed by now, one secret bit of the "Alex episode" aesthetic is including in my script some type of media which connects us to certain places and certain times, to place the subject in a context we can all equally understand. For me personally, in making Spotify playlists, I'm aiming for exactly the same thing. As you may have noticed, the Chilluminati has a fairly secular and science-based holiday of their own around Christmastime called "Chilluminati Xmas", which, as a sort of post-modern acknowledgement of the randomness of the universe, adopts the Christmas carols of midcentury United States and the UK, rinses them of any pre-existing connotations, and enjoys them purely as engrams of culture produced at a certain time in a certain place for a certain reason. Also some of them kick ass and some of them are kind of scary??? Hopefully, if you read that last bit enough times, it'll start making some sense. As they say, Happy Chilluminati Xmas to all who know about it, and please enjoy this beautiful audio advent calendar, custom made by me for you, as per tradition, and which can be listened to straight through for a cinematic journey through Xmasland, or in random order for a "true" traditional experience. Alex "The Manna of St. Nicholas" Faciane

NOTICE: AGENT "ALEX" HAS REQUESTED GLOBAL DISTRIBUTION OF THE FOLLOWING DOCUMENTS. PLEASE ENJOY YOUR NON-DENOMINATIONAL HOLIDAYS AND IF THE SONGS SPEAK TO YOU, LIKE, LITERALLY, DON'T LISTEN. IF YOU DO, THE CHILLUMINATI CANNOT BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE. ❄️🎵🎄

open.spotify.com/playlist/5oI...

The new Chilluminati Podcast art by Melectro. Three gnomes in a cool blue with red accents. Makes u feel chilly.

IT'S GETTING COLDER AGENTS, PLEASE NOTE THIS SUBTLE CHANGE IN TEMPERATURE HAS BEEN NOTED BY OUR IN HOUSE ARTIST, @melectro.bsky.social. FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY, DON'T FORGET TO WEAR YOUR STANDARD ISSUE CHILLUMINATI ANTI-GNOME TINSEL. ❄🔺👁👃👁

WARNING: ALIEN CONTACT CAN BE A RELIGIOUS, ECSTATIC, ALMOST SEXUAL EXPERIENCE. ALMOST. PLEASE SUBSCRIBE. 👽⛪👅💦

NOTICE: SOME WAYS OF KICKING THE POOR WHEN THEY’RE DOWN ARE MORE OBVIOUS THAN OTHERS. BEWARE RICH ASSHOLES IN RED. 🖌️🤑🐎

AGENT COX HAS REQUESTED THAT ANY TULPAMANCERS SHOULD SENT THEIR CUSTOM PONY FRIENDS TO MEET HIM FOR CATALOGUING PURPOSES. FIND HIM AT @jessecox.bsky.social👶🐴🌈

Spooksville, USA - the sequel to HECK HOUSE by Axol Studio A spooky, pixel adventure!

Did you know you can find the @chilluminatipod.fm 's own Boston Baked Bean Boy™️ in a little game called Spooksville, USA That you can play for free in your browser?

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Let me know if you find all his legal nugs!

NOTICE: THE EARTH HAS JUST BEEN DESIGNATED AN “AT YOUR OWN RISK” TRAVEL DESTINATION BY CHILLUMINATI GALACTIC. GET ME A CRUNCHWRAP IF YOU GO, THO. ✌️🌮⚠

400 follows? 🙈
I’m Mel. I’m just a lil artist over here, and also I draw unexplained phenomena for @chilluminatipod.fm

BREAKING: GOD JUST SOME SMUG FOURTH DIMENSIONAL ALIEN. 👽 ⛪ 🙏

FINALLY, A BIG BAD REVEAL EVEN MORE UNCOMFORTABLE AND CONFUSING THAN THE RETURN OF SUTEKH. 💋 👻 🟦
(OH YEAH, UHHH, UNIT IS FAKE, BTW. TOTALLY MADE UP ORGANIZATION.)

THIS WHOLE PATREON IS JUST ABOUT SPIDERS. ITS HORRIBLE. AVOID IT. THIS PATREON IS JUST HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF SPIDERS. AHHHHHHHHHH. 🕷️ 🕷️ 🥚 🙅

www.patreon.com/chilluminati...

Precious little creature.
(I’m on a big @chilluminatipod.fm binge rn bro)

Don’t fear the reaper, I heard he’s pretty chill.
Happy Halloween!
@chilluminatipod.fm

The Chilluminati Halloween Podcast Cover with the Spotify Scan Code underneath.

THE OFFICIAL CHILLUMINATI HALLOWEEN PLAYLIST IS HERE AND IT'S NINETY STRAIGHT MINUTES OF SPOOKY-THEMED RETRO NOVELTY BLISS. INDOCTRINATE YOUR FRIENDS AT SOCIAL GATHERINGS WHEN THEY HAND YOU THE AUX. 🎃👁🎧

open.spotify.com/playlist/3bT...