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Kai. they/them. Nonbinary dragon that lives in your computer. "fucked up neopet" πŸ”ž Don't follow me if you're under 18. 🎨Banner: @hackfurs.com PFP: batsoup on twitter

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i wonder how mad the bluesky team is that they attracted weird horny furries as their main audience and not like AI-sycophants

06.03.2026 11:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Chapter 1 of Moby Dick, page 1 

The phrase β€˜Call me Ishmael’, the first sentence of the book, is highlighted in blue, with careful highlighting on the very big C at the start. Above this, written in ballpoint pen β€˜His name’

Chapter 1 of Moby Dick, page 1 The phrase β€˜Call me Ishmael’, the first sentence of the book, is highlighted in blue, with careful highlighting on the very big C at the start. Above this, written in ballpoint pen β€˜His name’

Love the glimpse into the beautiful mind that notated this used copy of Moby Dick I got

25.02.2026 05:48 πŸ‘ 15087 πŸ” 3010 πŸ’¬ 192 πŸ“Œ 239
a simple drawing of a cat sticking its tongue out captioned "i like to have fun, i like to smile, i like to tell jokes".

a simple drawing of a cat sticking its tongue out captioned "i like to have fun, i like to smile, i like to tell jokes".

#catcrumb

20.02.2026 07:19 πŸ‘ 226 πŸ” 100 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 2
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04.02.2026 19:15 πŸ‘ 2850 πŸ” 1027 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 3
a simple drawing of a little tan cat shouting "you mindless mercenaries! you brainless brutes! you lobotomized lackeys! you grunting goons! you head-empty henchmen! i can't stand you!!!!"

a simple drawing of a little tan cat shouting "you mindless mercenaries! you brainless brutes! you lobotomized lackeys! you grunting goons! you head-empty henchmen! i can't stand you!!!!"

#catcrumb

03.02.2026 07:23 πŸ‘ 281 πŸ” 96 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
Greater glider accountant in foreground, while her co-workers chat about her in the back.

Greater glider accountant in foreground, while her co-workers chat about her in the back.

Greater Glider accountant. #furry

19.01.2026 17:46 πŸ‘ 1029 πŸ” 247 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1
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For @/bitzbizan

03.02.2026 04:39 πŸ‘ 337 πŸ” 77 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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This Postman Situation is CONCERNING

27.01.2026 16:50 πŸ‘ 6488 πŸ” 2094 πŸ’¬ 20 πŸ“Œ 44

My Apology

27.01.2026 19:31 πŸ‘ 1837 πŸ” 588 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 8
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He stopped smoking for good

25.01.2026 19:10 πŸ‘ 825 πŸ” 153 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 3
drawing of a party werewolf named Rocco dressed in business attire and standing alone in a space with his back turned from his sparkly neon furry counterpart.

drawing of a party werewolf named Rocco dressed in business attire and standing alone in a space with his back turned from his sparkly neon furry counterpart.

office persona

09.10.2025 13:25 πŸ‘ 7059 πŸ” 1806 πŸ’¬ 51 πŸ“Œ 21
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Cinderella...

19.01.2026 05:26 πŸ‘ 3101 πŸ” 876 πŸ’¬ 35 πŸ“Œ 22

penso muito sobre esse vΓ­deo

08.01.2026 16:13 πŸ‘ 491 πŸ” 222 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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idk

10.01.2026 15:14 πŸ‘ 4658 πŸ” 1400 πŸ’¬ 23 πŸ“Œ 6
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10.01.2026 02:15 πŸ‘ 30081 πŸ” 9328 πŸ’¬ 130 πŸ“Œ 164

blah blah 'fiction isn't reality' but man. it's just a weird juxtaposition when this game is so sincere about everything else

i still liked playing it, mostly. and some parts of the story still hit, but i definitely like metaphor better. lol

07.01.2026 15:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

don't know if it's because I'm getting older or I've never liked it in the first place.

a lot of the tropes within this setting fall flat for me.

of course, i just might be getting burned out from altus' insistence in adding weird teacher/student relationships into their games... 🫩

07.01.2026 15:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Finishing persona 3 reload after metaphor wasn't the best idea for me because it made me realize i might not like high school settings lol

07.01.2026 15:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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curvy isabelle discourse if we actually respected the marketplace of ideas

06.01.2026 14:35 πŸ‘ 1962 πŸ” 674 πŸ’¬ 25 πŸ“Œ 27
vintage photo of two guys kissing in front of a crowd, which includes a group of women watching with excitement

vintage photo of two guys kissing in front of a crowd, which includes a group of women watching with excitement

the historical moment fujoshi was invented
RE: https://mastodon.social/users/Irisherself/statuses/115844797487518698

06.01.2026 00:08 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
Image of dook

Image of dook

#hourly #dook https://api.tinyfox.dev/hourly/dook/photo_2155@18-11-2021_02-26-09.jpg

06.01.2026 00:00 πŸ‘ 53 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 2
4 panel comic

Panel 1: 
A Green Alien and a Pink Alien watch Bluesky on a monitor aboard their spaceship
Green Alien says β€œSome of them are arguing about a war. And some of them are arguing about a cartoon dog with boobs”

Panel 2:
Pink Alien replies, β€œSo this is happening in two separate dimensions”

Panel 3:
Green Alien says, β€œNo. In the same dimension. At the same time.

Panel 4: 
Pink Alien: β€œFuckin what”

4 panel comic Panel 1: A Green Alien and a Pink Alien watch Bluesky on a monitor aboard their spaceship Green Alien says β€œSome of them are arguing about a war. And some of them are arguing about a cartoon dog with boobs” Panel 2: Pink Alien replies, β€œSo this is happening in two separate dimensions” Panel 3: Green Alien says, β€œNo. In the same dimension. At the same time. Panel 4: Pink Alien: β€œFuckin what”

Two Aliens Looking At Bluesky

05.01.2026 01:12 πŸ‘ 2854 πŸ” 595 πŸ’¬ 27 πŸ“Œ 19
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06.02.2025 04:05 πŸ‘ 1161 πŸ” 151 πŸ’¬ 22 πŸ“Œ 1

Do I like seeing these Isabelles? No, not really, it's not my cup of tea. But you do see me freaking out about it? No.

05.01.2026 11:29 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

it's wild how much internet attention that guy on twitter giving got for giving Isabelle some tits. The Isabelles I've seen on my timelines would make the average twitter user hurl.

05.01.2026 11:29 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
simple drawing of a purple cat on a cyan background facing away from the camera. captioned "i am about to lose my shit. forreal!! literally go away i am busy being purple".

simple drawing of a purple cat on a cyan background facing away from the camera. captioned "i am about to lose my shit. forreal!! literally go away i am busy being purple".

#catcrumb

04.01.2026 19:07 πŸ‘ 447 πŸ” 184 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 6

It's this but then the exterminator sends you text messages asking for more money every 3 hours for the rest of your life

04.01.2026 03:46 πŸ‘ 2967 πŸ” 787 πŸ’¬ 27 πŸ“Œ 3
Fireworks over Grand Army Plaza

Fireworks over Grand Army Plaza

BREAKING: Explosions felt across New York City as full socialism begins

01.01.2026 05:10 πŸ‘ 22324 πŸ” 2895 πŸ’¬ 333 πŸ“Œ 155
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