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the cloverfield paradox was abominable.

itโ€™s like they took 5 different franchises and blended them together and said โ€œyeah thisโ€™ll workโ€.

all itโ€™s done is prove they had no real actual backstory.

14.03.2026 22:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i've gotta stop sharing videos before i finish them.

if you're going to make a massive fuss about AI being used in disturbingly invasive ways, why in the ever loving fuck would you then show yourself asking grok questions.

14.03.2026 13:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

WHY THE FUCK IS THIS GUY ASKING GROK A QUESTION IN THE VIDEO?????

ARE YOU STUPID?

WHAT.

14.03.2026 13:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

just saw a comment about tesco doing it too.

absolute outrage. pretending it's about shoplifting.

14.03.2026 13:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

just watched cloverfield followed by cloverfield lane (gf hadnโ€™t seen them). will watch paradox tomorrow (neither of us have).

despite always thinking the two happened at roughly the same time and were connected, my gf pointed out the second movie has smartphones. lol i didnโ€™t even think about it.

13.03.2026 23:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

iโ€™ve figured out where the m>v comes from in #eliksni (& maybe dread/aionian/lubraean) #conlang

i just saw a talk from someone called โ€œmhariโ€, pronounced as โ€œvhariโ€.

it clicked: gaelic.

mh>vh is called lenition (weakening of consonants).

itโ€™s one of the aspects of PROTECTED in #singularexegete

11.03.2026 15:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

#eliksni #conlang #destiny2 #singularexegete :)

(ฮผ>ฮฝ)ฮญฮปฮฑฯ‚
- velask
- unobscured
- out of the darkness
- โ€œnice to meet youโ€

ฮฝ + แผ(ฮพฮต>ฯƒฮบ)ฯ…ฯฮฏฯƒฮบฯ‰
- veskirisk
- unheuristic
- not-problem-solving
- lifeless

ฮฝ + แฝฮปฯŒ(ฮบฮฑ>ฯƒ)ฯ…ฯƒ(ฯ„ฮฟฯ‚>ฮบ)
- volasusk
- unholocaustic
- indestructible
- deathless

11.03.2026 00:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

wow i wish i had never found the chinese localisation translation "method" for #eliksni. it was SO wrong.

"kapsok aps vamesaqeptosirulosk" isn't "no longer will you feel the warmth of the earth and stars" at all.

it's closer to "no longer will we be amidst the force of your light".

almost there!

09.03.2026 14:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i can now answer.

what:
- โ€œโ€ฆis a mistake without knowledge-gain, but also a repeat of something and a moment before change?โ€
- โ€œโ€ฆmakes โ€˜great atrocities couched in valorโ€™ an extension of โ€˜camouflageโ€™?โ€

the pressureโ€™s on; my fault.
it might feel like a catastrophe.
but itโ€™s just been a struggle.

๐Ÿ˜‰

08.03.2026 12:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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07.03.2026 22:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 13424 ๐Ÿ” 5064 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 88 ๐Ÿ“Œ 251

thereโ€™s a line that came with the destiny 2 edge of fate solo ops where saint and ghost say something about how the mission is about to be slow/boring (canโ€™t remember the exact wording) and i just thought huhโ€ฆmaybe i should do something else.

07.03.2026 09:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Niles, you booked us tickets to Tau Ceti III! How can we possibly make it to Tau Ceti IV in time to extract the colonists?"

06.03.2026 06:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 14 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
06.03.2026 05:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 664 ๐Ÿ” 124 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

i think i've finally cracked the singular exegete.

i know i say this every other month, but wow.

i forgot the key to the whole thing is that the witness' signal was blocked by savathรปn's "interference".

all this time i thought she was just creating noise, she was giving us her own message.

soon.

04.03.2026 17:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

doctor robotnik gets the shutter island treatment

03.03.2026 11:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

this IS what they thought would happen.

just like bush, if the people think youโ€™re stupid or misunderstood, rather than morally corrupt, it gives you a shield.

retaliation gives them โ€œjust causeโ€ to escalate. submission gives them just as much โ€œjust causeโ€ to escalate.

the point is the genocide.

03.03.2026 09:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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After 9 yeareals, it's finally my turn to post the "a thousand cereals" clip, seeing as how I'm the idiot who made it.

02.03.2026 21:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 14037 ๐Ÿ” 6303 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 161 ๐Ÿ“Œ 64

watched clueless for the first time.

me, seeing a character for ~2 minutes of screentime:
"he's gay"

my gf, who has "seen this film 20 times":
"huh? oh my god i never picked up on that"

a character later, as a 'plot twist':
"he's a friend of dorothy. he's gay"

my gf:
"wtf how did i miss that??"

02.03.2026 08:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

tickles me that anytime i visit this site on my pc all i have to type into my browser is "bs"

02.03.2026 08:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i donโ€™t really get that whole game dev meme of โ€œ$12 is $10, $8 is $5, and $2 is freeโ€.

like for me itโ€™s โ€œยฃ12 is ยฃ15, ยฃ8 is ยฃ10, and ยฃ2 is ยฃ5โ€.

iโ€™ve never *once* instinctively rounded money down. if spend ยฃ60 on a game thatโ€™s basically ยฃ100 to me.

01.03.2026 19:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ten years ago all i wouldโ€™ve been doing this weekend was playing marathon.

however, iโ€™m having a cheaper by the dozen chapter of my life where my 12 pets and my partner take priority.

i very rarely have time to play games, and honestly, i donโ€™t really miss it.

happy to take part from a distance.

01.03.2026 13:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i suppose anything can be an imminent threat if you expect them to hit you back.

01.03.2026 12:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i donโ€™t think i have ever seen a single government intentionally fuck up in every conceivable way.

every textbook controversy of the last 100 years, condensed into one.

all to protect their monster.

28.02.2026 07:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Burnt cheese and nachos with a jalapeรฑo making the shape of an eye with the burnt carbon looking like eyelashes.

Burnt cheese and nachos with a jalapeรฑo making the shape of an eye with the burnt carbon looking like eyelashes.

obsessed with this perfectly rendered eye i got in my dominoโ€™s nachos.

22.02.2026 22:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

dude it fucking rocks that scottish people pronounce โ€œsaidโ€ as โ€œsayedโ€.

like yes that is what it used to be!

22.02.2026 16:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

already had this actually and played a bit of the mega drive game yesterday. had no idea they were delisting it.

the entire world needs to experience alan grantโ€™s death throes.

21.02.2026 13:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

hi have you heard of our lord and saviour?

because jesus christ ๐Ÿ˜‚

21.02.2026 13:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i should update to say, i just got rid of all the NSFW settings.

which, if anyone isnโ€™t aware, is NOT possible on iOS. apple has strict anti-NSFW rules, so discord has tried to limit the ability to enable this for apple users, but let them continue if itโ€™s already a thing (not NSFW servers though).

21.02.2026 13:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

oh no the dreaded invalid handle.

20.02.2026 08:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
THE FROZEN LEGEND JOINS THE SEGA MOVIE FRANCHISE SONIC THE HEDGEHOG 4
HAS OFFICIALLY CAST KRISTEN BELL AS AMY
SCREEN RANT | SOURCE: THR

The Cryptarchy โ€ข Yesterday at 00:09 โ€บ

nicole:
Holy shit.
Nobody wants this. 

Sarsion: right??

THE FROZEN LEGEND JOINS THE SEGA MOVIE FRANCHISE SONIC THE HEDGEHOG 4 HAS OFFICIALLY CAST KRISTEN BELL AS AMY SCREEN RANT | SOURCE: THR The Cryptarchy โ€ข Yesterday at 00:09 โ€บ nicole: Holy shit. Nobody wants this. Sarsion: right??

i recently watched the show Nobody Wants This where Kristen Bell is the main character but i still took a whole minute of processing when this was my gfโ€™s reaction to her being cast as Amy Rose in Sonic 4

20.02.2026 08:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0