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Disabled and trans, I write stories and play tabletop and video games. Boring nerd. Former educator. he/him 🐻 pan, poly, partnered

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We don’t talk enough about the greatest wedding scene ever filmed πŸŽ₯

13.10.2025 20:53 πŸ‘ 1363 πŸ” 401 πŸ’¬ 52 πŸ“Œ 128
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March 13, 2026 First ComicΒ  Β Previous ComicΒ  Β Next ComicΒ  Β  Today’s ComicΒ  Β Latest Updates

Comic: somethingpositive.net/2026/03/13/m...

14.03.2026 06:29 πŸ‘ 135 πŸ” 25 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 1
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polls are unnecessary if the median voter is the candidate

13.03.2026 21:13 πŸ‘ 1218 πŸ” 205 πŸ’¬ 73 πŸ“Œ 141

walking through socialist myrtle-wyckoff station with my huge ass sword and a mission to kill god

11.03.2026 20:43 πŸ‘ 266 πŸ” 47 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh hey, I am quoted heavily in this, and the @gdfl.bsky.social is a hot topic of conversation. πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯

12.03.2026 02:10 πŸ‘ 110 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

hang on i think i figured out an even better way

12.03.2026 02:41 πŸ‘ 108 πŸ” 21 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
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This is Summit. He is a friend to pretty much everyone he meets. But has a special soft spot for the little critters who stop long enough for him to say hello. 13/10 (IG: bakerbarnes)

10.03.2026 22:51 πŸ‘ 11763 πŸ” 1556 πŸ’¬ 258 πŸ“Œ 144

I was in a 2 hour briefing today on the Iran War. All the briefings are closed, because Trump can't defend this war in public.

I obviously can't disclose classified info, but you deserve to know how incoherent and incomplete these war plans are.

1/ Here's what I can share:

11.03.2026 01:03 πŸ‘ 17763 πŸ” 7156 πŸ’¬ 517 πŸ“Œ 947
11.03.2026 03:08 πŸ‘ 883 πŸ” 207 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 1

If Mario Day ends with Italy beating America at baseball the real winner has to be Shigeru Miyamoto

11.03.2026 04:04 πŸ‘ 242 πŸ” 40 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

My dad had a house painting company in the 90s. Green and yellow paint in the bathroom can reflect weird on faces in the mirror. Better to do light off white colors or warmer tones. Nothing too dark or yellow because it can make everything feel sickly.

11.03.2026 10:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The Legend of Peach - Mario by nemalki on DeviantArt

Three years ago, I was inspired by one of my favorite Twitch streamers to do this crossover sketch.

She drew Link wearing a version of Mario's plumber's garb.

I drew Mario wearing a version of Link's tunic.

Happy MAR10 Day x Legend of Zelda 40th, folks.

www.deviantart.com/nemalki/art/...

10.03.2026 14:26 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Critically endangered kākāpō parrot has standout breeding season A total of 59 healthy kākāpō chicks have hatched over the last few weeks, according to the latest tally by Aotearoa New Zealand’s Department of Conservation. This marks one of the most successful…

New Zealand’s critically endangered kākāpō is seeing one of its most successful breeding seasons in years, with 59 healthy chicks hatched to date.

While the total adult population has grown from a low of 51 in the 1990s to 236 today, low reproduction rates remain a hurdle.

09.03.2026 21:21 πŸ‘ 98 πŸ” 41 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2

new vocal stim dropped

09.03.2026 21:42 πŸ‘ 187 πŸ” 35 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 0

just wanted you to know that when you launch off yoshi's back to safety as he plummets to his doom, you're now doing that to DONALD GLOVER

09.03.2026 22:33 πŸ‘ 127 πŸ” 23 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
President Donald Trump of Shinra saying:
We are going to build a plate over midgar and the slums are going to pay for it

President Donald Trump of Shinra saying: We are going to build a plate over midgar and the slums are going to pay for it

Wild that this meme is 10+ years old but it could have been made last night over drinks

09.03.2026 22:54 πŸ‘ 912 πŸ” 178 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 2
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Remember to hydrate, friends.

11.06.2025 14:12 πŸ‘ 84 πŸ” 20 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Someone should let me come over and play dis….

09.03.2026 01:48 πŸ‘ 165 πŸ” 18 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 1

I mean this is great, they shouldn’t have even animated this, they should have just made him bigger and had this chasing those round little dwarves

09.03.2026 03:17 πŸ‘ 309 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0

My yearly plea, daylight savings time should take effect at 4pm on Friday and the day called β€œearly happy hour day” and become a beloved national holiday.

07.03.2026 23:04 πŸ‘ 210 πŸ” 51 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 6

I read The Hobbit in 2nd grade. Still cannot get into Lord of the Rings. I've read more of The Silmarillion.

09.03.2026 10:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The fundamental tension between the Batman and the Penguin is that a bat is a *mammal* that can fly and a penguin is a *bird* that can't. So you have competing, and inverse forms of weaponized imposter syndrome

24.08.2024 02:39 πŸ‘ 344 πŸ” 70 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 3

Pumpkin Spice Spadefoot Toad

09.03.2026 06:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I am shocked to learn this is actually underestimating costs, because it ignores the infrastructure costs.

This video is lowballing it.

09.03.2026 02:43 πŸ‘ 5531 πŸ” 2385 πŸ’¬ 51 πŸ“Œ 49

there's so much bad in the world but there's also people who lift up and carry an elderly bat around every day so he can pretend he's flying again, and that's the part of the world I think is worth fighting for

07.03.2026 15:46 πŸ‘ 21916 πŸ” 6592 πŸ’¬ 89 πŸ“Œ 161

only way this gets funnier is if they pan back to show that the driver is a giant rat named Hamato Yoshi

08.03.2026 06:08 πŸ‘ 212 πŸ” 21 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

:o I just looked it up and most of Kirkland's coffee brands are fair trade!

08.03.2026 00:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

when everything is just so depressing I can’t even, I go back to this thread which has over the last 4 years made me smile more than anything I’ve ever seen on social media. I adore everyone & everything in it and will be grateful for its existence for however long we are graced with it. ❀️

07.03.2026 16:43 πŸ‘ 80 πŸ” 15 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 4
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This is Albie. He was so touched by his family singing happy birthday in his native language that he didn't notice the cupcakes with his face on them. 13/10 hbd Albie #SeniorPupSaturday (TT: _sallyv)

07.03.2026 17:11 πŸ‘ 8215 πŸ” 1095 πŸ’¬ 216 πŸ“Œ 96

cults3d.com/en/3d-model/...

you can now get the Sal model on Cults

07.03.2026 17:19 πŸ‘ 34 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0