Pirate Queen Kate

Just got my Rancho Gordo popcorn that would be perfect for this

Bob was adopted! They still have a serious overcrowding situation (like BARCS in Baltimore) and need to build up a foster network.

I’m relaying what they shared. The good news is he was adopted!

Someday my prince will come (on a barge)

I found my recording of the meeting we had at work where a. the SXSW activation was cancelled and b. we were “test driving” telework for two weeks. *heavy sigh*

Throw some popcorn in

The traffic must flow

When do we go and can I smoke cloves?

Is it a canine, molar, incisor?

This heat is too much, too fast. I need a fainting couch.

Well fuck dude. Glad you’re relatively ok

The trees have issued a challenge. Do what you need to survive

I feel like I’m going to have to take delivery for my next hatchback

A gray and white pittie with his tongue just sticking out in a blep, sits and looks at the camera.

A neighbor put out an SOS for Bob at Brandywine SPCA, he’s on the kill list if he doesn’t get a home or foster ASAP. Can someone open their home to this house hippo and help save a life? Please share!

bvspca.org/dc

There’s a reason that stuff works (and is used for meth)

I’m trying to be more circumspect about what I post publicly that may involve my workplace because we can’t lock down accounts. I *will* say this week has been a doozy for people making epic missteps to where I had to tell my boss in a side chat to tell me if I ever have to fix my face.

#WhichGlebe

A scruffy, white-ish terrier with pig pointy ears, perches on the back of a sofa in the window with sun illuminating him.

And force this majestic creature to move?!?!?

That’s iced tea for me. This is where not having a back deck works against my favor.

One of the fun things about living multiple places in the mid-Atlantic, Northeast, and whatever we consider Ohio & Michigan, is when you hear the loud siren, figuring out what it means. Tornado? Volunteer fire call? It’s noon on Saturday in DC and not a jailbreak? Fun!

The inaugural pitcher of iced coffee for this season has been prepped and is steeping.

Like ok not ALL Irish music is political, there's also "Ah shit, the fey" of course, but like, "tally-tally-whack-fol okay the English have stopped paying attention listen up boys" is maybe half of Irish folk music on its own.

The tree of productivity must be refreshed from time to time with snacks and lil treats

I need more snacks at work. Serious dearth of snackie schnacks. Must build up strategic snack reserves.

I know how shitty & stressful it is to be unemployed and how a haircut can be a much-needed pick-me-up. Happy belated birthday.

Time changes are bullshit. Let’s fall back 30 min in the fall and never do one again.

Has anyone tried Athletic’s nitro stout or red ale? St. Paddy’s party next week and looking for actual good NA options. Thankfully Guinness has been confirmed as “actually really good” so there’s a backup.

These will be grade A weaponized farts

Playing the What’s For Dinner game again with myself and this weather has me missing my grill.

I was going to and then I saw the 32°F high in a week. The fuzz gets a stay