im juggling in a jester outfit and i announce vacantly to a group of people "please throw pies at me, i dont even know if its a fetish or not and at this point i dont care"
END.
an onlooker says to her friend, "i just dont know if i can condone what this implies, like, geopolitically"
14.03.2026 00:21
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remember what they took from you.
13.03.2026 17:23
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sorry guys I think I'm tweaking too hard for this goon sesh. yeah yeah no worries, I'll drink some water n shit. see you next week, yeah. say hi to the wife for me
12.03.2026 05:57
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May and Bridget
11.03.2026 19:48
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transgender woody guthrie save me. save me transgender woody guthrie
08.03.2026 19:14
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08.03.2026 17:00
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sunsofcarcosa
Badge image.
Feb 3
my dealer: got some straight gas. this strain is called "honorable knight" youll be zonked out of your gourd
me: yeah whatever. i dont feel shit
5 minutes later: only in death does duty end
my buddy pacing: i am the sword and the hand that wields it
07.03.2026 03:02
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the best part about transition is that tits are a great stim toy. they're fun to jiggle. never gets old
05.03.2026 18:54
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05.03.2026 09:40
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05.03.2026 09:19
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that right there is a man who has experienced his fair share of spooky sucks
05.03.2026 04:51
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sorry, round these parts it's creepy or nothin
05.03.2026 04:02
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fellas drop everything , cancel all your plans and take your girl to this . and i Fucking Guarantee she will nut you off
04.03.2026 02:22
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Service Model (Tchaikovsky, 2024)
this one felt like going on a hallucinogenic trip that fixes your lifelong paranoid anxiety and also makes you hate bureaucracy. oh you already hated bureaucracy? too bad, turn into woke AM immediately
04.03.2026 04:07
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Pokopia Font saying "Shrimps is Bugs"
02.03.2026 22:29
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Marathon logo font that reads "START CROSS SEX HORMONES NOW RECLAIM YOUR BODY ABSOLUTION CAN BE YOURS, ALL YOU NEED TO DO IS TAKE IT"
03.03.2026 04:30
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repost
03.03.2026 00:57
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politely informing a girl that her soul is only like 87% of BiS
03.03.2026 18:11
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i guess we doin 00s alt albums now
03.03.2026 07:54
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Folie ร Deux (2008)
my attorney has advised me not to say "Patrick Stump just like me fr"
03.03.2026 07:54
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socratic method erp
03.03.2026 03:39
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if ben franklin was alive today do you think he'd be the world's strongest gooner or do you think he'd overdose on fent first
02.03.2026 23:13
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btw there's no such thing* as misandry and if you're scolding a lesbian for hating men id encourage you to interrogate where those feelings are coming from and what social structures they reinforce
02.03.2026 22:12
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thank you, <SparxiCon Ticket Holder>!
02.03.2026 22:23
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[Battle Over]
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[Signal Overflow: The Great Encore!]
02.03.2026 20:57
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[Party's Wildin' and Camera's Rollin']
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[Bloom! Winner Takes All]
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[Engagement Farming]
02.03.2026 20:57
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[Engagement Farming]
02.03.2026 20:57
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