Iris

i throw a fit in the middle of the panel and shout "IM NOT DOOMED BY THE NARRATIVE!! IM NOT!!" a small label underneath me reads "girl who dies this arc"

I could write down the reasons I don't like mechsplo but they would be actual things about the mechsplo. when it jumps straight to complaining about the author that's clearly bc they hate the author for some completely unidentifiable reason

im juggling in a jester outfit and i announce vacantly to a group of people "please throw pies at me, i dont even know if its a fetish or not and at this point i dont care" END. an onlooker says to her friend, "i just dont know if i can condone what this implies, like, geopolitically"

remember what they took from you.

sorry guys I think I'm tweaking too hard for this goon sesh. yeah yeah no worries, I'll drink some water n shit. see you next week, yeah. say hi to the wife for me

May and Bridget

transgender woody guthrie save me. save me transgender woody guthrie

sunsofcarcosa Badge image. Feb 3 my dealer: got some straight gas. this strain is called "honorable knight" youll be zonked out of your gourd me: yeah whatever. i dont feel shit 5 minutes later: only in death does duty end my buddy pacing: i am the sword and the hand that wields it

the best part about transition is that tits are a great stim toy. they're fun to jiggle. never gets old

that right there is a man who has experienced his fair share of spooky sucks

sorry, round these parts it's creepy or nothin

fellas drop everything , cancel all your plans and take your girl to this . and i Fucking Guarantee she will nut you off

Service Model (Tchaikovsky, 2024)

this one felt like going on a hallucinogenic trip that fixes your lifelong paranoid anxiety and also makes you hate bureaucracy. oh you already hated bureaucracy? too bad, turn into woke AM immediately

Pokopia Font saying "Shrimps is Bugs"

Marathon logo font that reads "START CROSS SEX HORMONES NOW RECLAIM YOUR BODY ABSOLUTION CAN BE YOURS, ALL YOU NEED TO DO IS TAKE IT"

repost

politely informing a girl that her soul is only like 87% of BiS

i guess we doin 00s alt albums now

Folie à Deux (2008)

my attorney has advised me not to say "Patrick Stump just like me fr"

socratic method erp

if ben franklin was alive today do you think he'd be the world's strongest gooner or do you think he'd overdose on fent first

btw there's no such thing* as misandry and if you're scolding a lesbian for hating men id encourage you to interrogate where those feelings are coming from and what social structures they reinforce

thank you, <SparxiCon Ticket Holder>!

[Battle Over]

[Signal Overflow: The Great Encore!]

[Party's Wildin' and Camera's Rollin']

[Bloom! Winner Takes All]