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@michaelstatia

Satire, parody, and focused apathy. The GOP is a hate group and needs to be eradicated. ****GOVT USE ONLY**** Fuck you to the following: ICE, Trump, Bondi, MAGA, DHS, GOP, Mike "Has No" Johnson, the whole Trump administration.

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Have you noticed it is most often the privileged and protected who say this?

10.03.2026 12:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 78 ๐Ÿ” 21 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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10.03.2026 19:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Ooo, good. They took Russia's word for it.

Why don't we ask Ukraine how good Russia's word is?

10.03.2026 19:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He totally fucks children, it's basically one of his hobbies. His other hobby is to cover it up.

10.03.2026 07:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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"Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together...mass hysteria"

10.03.2026 07:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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09.03.2026 21:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Constantly

09.03.2026 07:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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No matter how much help Vlad gives Iran, Donny will always forgive him.

...because life is hard when you're stupid.

...if you're an orange moron you can make life hard for you and everyone else as well.

09.03.2026 07:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He's a civilian and never served. He shouldn't even be saluting. You only do that if you're active or retired.

And not all civilians have to take their hats off, women technically don't, but do anyway.

He's none of those, but he is a loser

09.03.2026 04:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Putin still has control of his bowels.

09.03.2026 03:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

One cares what everyone says about them the other doesn't care what anyone says about them.

09.03.2026 03:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My father fought in the clone wars...

08.03.2026 14:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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08.03.2026 10:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Just shut up Donny, you couldn't talk more crap if your mouth was full of your Mom's fecal matter.

08.03.2026 09:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man wearing a helmet and an orange vest is saying `` i can 't see myself coming back to work . '' ALT: a man wearing a helmet and an orange vest is saying `` i can 't see myself coming back to work . ''
08.03.2026 06:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Don't forget stupidest

08.03.2026 01:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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It's much too hard for you Donny. Go play in traffic Donny.

08.03.2026 00:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He's for sure hiding evidence

08.03.2026 00:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Yes she is, dumbass

08.03.2026 00:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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08.03.2026 00:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He's nuts and he has putin's balls on his chin

07.03.2026 21:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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07.03.2026 21:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Is he deploying "Tactical Jazz Hands?"

Oh the humanity!!!

07.03.2026 21:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Not mine, but awesome

07.03.2026 21:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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#iran

07.03.2026 13:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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07.03.2026 13:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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07.03.2026 13:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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07.03.2026 13:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Yes, I agree

07.03.2026 13:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I love this so much.

07.03.2026 13:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0