President King

People still argue what was inside the briefcase in Pulp Fiction.

Clearly a yellow bulb and perhaps a little CGI. I don't get what the mystery is.

My Mom told me Ive always been anti-authority and didn't like being told what to do.

She then told me about how I would eat in a very angry manner if a recipe said to "enjoy" because I wasn't going to be told what to do.

Not only do I not believe it's butter, I outright deny it even exists.

This is the guy who likes to downplay non-fatal injuries suffered by US service members in combat.

Truer words.

Unfortunately, I don't think he's gonna be done with temper tantrums ever. He needs a good round of curb stomping to put him out of our misery.

Every time he talks shit about Canada I wanna give him a faceful of bloody Chiclets until every bone in my hand is dust.

Tell them the Iranians aren't white and they'll be right there.

Can't wait for that hostage crisis, Iran would beg to give them back

Duh, those are donut particles moving in a wave like motion.

This is actually how they apply frosting in donut shops

You're crazy...so crazy that this just might work...💡💡💡

What if someone ran for president and their name was King? Would we have a king?

I wouldn't worry about it, he's so stupid he doesn't even know what a president is (if that isn't obvious).

He talks shit worse than a preschooler.

Have you noticed it is most often the privileged and protected who say this?

Ooo, good. They took Russia's word for it.

Why don't we ask Ukraine how good Russia's word is?

He totally fucks children, it's basically one of his hobbies. His other hobby is to cover it up.

"Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together...mass hysteria"

Constantly

No matter how much help Vlad gives Iran, Donny will always forgive him.

...because life is hard when you're stupid.

...if you're an orange moron you can make life hard for you and everyone else as well.

He's a civilian and never served. He shouldn't even be saluting. You only do that if you're active or retired.

And not all civilians have to take their hats off, women technically don't, but do anyway.

He's none of those, but he is a loser

Putin still has control of his bowels.

One cares what everyone says about them the other doesn't care what anyone says about them.

My father fought in the clone wars...

Just shut up Donny, you couldn't talk more crap if your mouth was full of your Mom's fecal matter.

Don't forget stupidest

It's much too hard for you Donny. Go play in traffic Donny.