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12.03.2026 01:44
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11.03.2026 21:00
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11.03.2026 20:59
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I taught a creative writing class at a prison. It had its prose and cons.
11.03.2026 06:31
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Jesse, @journeyled1.bsky.social Thank you always for including me. Netanyahu & 47 are evil twins! go.bsky.app/6pvpTLc
11.03.2026 13:18
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I am getting to that age where it's rude to pull out a bottle of ibuprofen if you don’t have enough for everyone.
11.03.2026 14:18
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Whoever lost their iPhone outside the bar,
please stop calling my new phone.
11.03.2026 14:17
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My little brother had a disease that required him to eat dirt three times a day to survive.
It's a good thing I told him about it.
11.03.2026 14:16
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🤣
10.03.2026 14:46
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Energizer Bunny was arrested and charged with battery...
10.03.2026 14:29
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Do you realize how many holes there could be...
if people just took the time to take the dirt out of them?
10.03.2026 14:28
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I recently switched all the labels on my wife's spice rack.
She hasn't realized it yet, but the thyme is cumin.
10.03.2026 14:27
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I used to date a girl with a lazy eye...
Seems she was seeing someone else the whole time.
10.03.2026 14:24
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If I fix you breakfast in bed, all I need is a simple "thank you."
Not all this "How did you get in here nonsense."
10.03.2026 14:23
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I tried calling the tinnitus hotline, but there was no answer.
It just kept on ringing.
10.03.2026 14:22
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09.03.2026 10:34
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So, naked running...
Apparently, this is running without GPS, music, or other tech.
I wish I had known an hour ago.
09.03.2026 14:19
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Apparently, it's rude to poke someone in the forehead and say
"Skip Intro" when they start talking to you.
09.03.2026 14:15
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It's a surprise...
09.03.2026 14:12
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The day I found my first grey hairs, I thought I'd dye!
08.03.2026 14:21
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There are two kinds of people:
Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data...
08.03.2026 14:19
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Exactly...
08.03.2026 12:53
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I got a great deal on a hairpiece today, only $1!
It was a small price toupee.
07.03.2026 15:33
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Wife: "You hate my relatives!"
Husband: "No, I don’t! In fact, I like your mother-in-law more than I like mine."
07.03.2026 15:25
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A boat builder is showing his son one of his forests.
He turns to him and says, "Son, one day this will all be oars."
07.03.2026 15:13
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07.03.2026 05:11
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That is the question…
06.03.2026 21:01
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I tried to walk like an Egyptian...
and now I need to see a Cairo practor.
06.03.2026 15:11
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I asked my boss for a raise...
He told me I could have it as soon as I find the letter F in the word way-
06.03.2026 15:10
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I own a pencil that was once owned by William Shakespeare. But he chewed it a lot.
Now I can't tell if it's 2B or not 2B.
06.03.2026 15:07
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