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i live in nashville. i love music and movies and books and hockey and baseball. that should do.

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colin jokes

09.03.2026 00:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

lately i have been thinking about how colin jost could be more fittingly referred to as colin โ€œjokesโ€

07.03.2026 23:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i have been thinking about how colin jost should be named colin jokes

06.03.2026 21:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

callinโ€™ colin jost colin jokes!

05.03.2026 17:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i think they should be calling him colin jokes not colin jost

04.03.2026 04:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

colin jost is such a jester he should be called colin jokes

02.03.2026 21:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

iโ€™ve been thinking about how colin jost should be called colin jokes

02.03.2026 02:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

colin jost should be known as โ€œcolin jokesโ€ since heโ€™s always making this guy laugh!

28.02.2026 17:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

breaking: weekend update star colin jost set to legally change name to colin โ€œjokesโ€.

admittedly, this is a joke, but it would be so fitting!

27.02.2026 20:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

colin jost should be known as โ€œcolin jokesโ€ - the reason is self-explanatory!

26.02.2026 19:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

it seems like a more fitting name for the snl stalwart colin jost would be โ€œcolin jokesโ€, because he is just about always joking around!

25.02.2026 17:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

lately i have been calling colin jost โ€œcolin jokesโ€, since heโ€™s always making jokes about one thing or the other!

24.02.2026 16:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

colin jost? i would say it is more like โ€œcolin jokesโ€ due to all of those jokes he has been making!

23.02.2026 20:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

colin jost? more like colin jokes, for all those jokes he is frequently making!

22.02.2026 01:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

a non-binary gold prospector said there's gold in they/them hills

08.02.2026 00:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

what are all pokรฉmon if not โ€œexeggutorsโ€ of our โ€œwillโ€? that is - our will as pokรฉmon trainers for them to do battle unto one another for our amusement and/or monetary gain

22.11.2025 14:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

scatter plot with a bunch of bands clustered in the bottom left, but two huge outlier dots labelled โ€œtalk talkโ€ and โ€œthe isley brothersโ€ in the top
right

14.11.2025 16:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

what about the powerful oscar best picture winner, driving miss daisy?

05.11.2025 18:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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why did chuck hutton design his license plate frame like his wife left him and he is hoping to win her back the next time she fortuitously parks behind him

26.10.2025 18:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

it gives me the same sense of joy and satisfaction that i feel when eating an All-Pro Sweet Onion Chicken Teriyakiยฎ sandwich at Subway

22.07.2025 16:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

my review blurb: malyukovโ€™s seemingly simple phrasing belies the complex turmoil in his mind - for how can one truly โ€œreturnโ€ to that which โ€œleavesโ€? mike paints words as adeptly as a leaf, and touches the leaf in all of our hearts.

10.07.2025 16:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

funny AND talented? watch out laddiesโ€ฆ ๐Ÿ˜‰

23.05.2025 18:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I know Old Orchard Beach is where you belong
You can go back, but, baby, that won't make you young

23.05.2025 02:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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wow, a bumper sticker for ATMs AND for the chemical symbol of gold? this guy must be loaded!

20.04.2025 17:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
There Is Nothing More to Say
There Is Nothing More to Say YouTube video by Millennium - Topic

following the vibe set by your choice:

youtu.be/MnJzCwnEPwc?...

11.04.2025 19:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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this is a cool idea! here is my donation (redacted for de-doxxing) ๐Ÿซก

05.02.2025 07:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

hard to imagine what this business is

07.12.2024 21:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

this album frightens me. it feels like stumbling upon some late night tv shit as a kid that i know i am not supposed to watch, and that seems dark and devious and confusing. it's a great album haha.

24.11.2024 20:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0