azula’s therapist

as someone who finally got their drivers license at 31, the amount of dunkin iced coffees ive purchased since then has probably shortened my life expectancy by a decade

i intentionally keep my mondays and fridays free of meetings whenever i can, and yet ive already had three emergency meetings added to my afternoon!!

girl okay

it’s a privilege to be apathetic, but every piece of bad news now just gets a simple head nod and a brief 3 second spiral, and then i move on with my day.

not in an way to be dismissive to the horrors of what’s happening, but because if i actually let myself feel what’s happening i think i’d d*e

i was at the grocery store after work, and after walking toward the entrance, a man with two children was walking in with me - suddenly, one of the kids was like, “DAD THE BABY!” - the dad literally yelled, “OH SHIT.” then the three of them ran back to the car. 😭

she was one of the highlight of the remake, but most of it was just a huge mess. 😫

if lucy liu, with my girl drew, and cameron d and destiny aren’t in it, they can keep it!!

just got an email that the air purifier i bought is getting recalled and should be turned off immediately to prevent possible fires

fighting for my life with a chase credit card representative after i accidentally gave him the last four of my bank account number instead of the last four of my social. his actual response when I gave him the wrong SSN:

“who is this?” 😭

this is what it feels like to let an email sit in your inbox for 3 days before answering, only to get the other persons response 4 minutes later

sending bad vibes to anyone suggesting florence pugh - i refuse to watch another movie where i have to pretend she’s a teenager!!

sorry idc but we absolutely need a broadway caliber singer for mother knows best

the lettuce in a mcchicken, but if it were actually fresh:

im not smart enough to articulate what i mean well, but like releasing 5000 variants and remixes, especially when taylor doesn’t have the musicality to really diversify the variants (ala mariah and her resung/rearranged remixes) kinda makes it all feel cheap, grubby, and disingenuous

idk i just kinda feel like releasing 900 variants takes away from the artistic integrity of an album being a ~body of work~

Iconic moment at the Downton Abbey premiere

wagon wheel wabussy

the sw*fties after seeing a single joke on the TL today:

going to the office for the first time in a month and a half and i completely forget school is back in session. THE TRAFFIC!! THE TRAFFIC!!

i didn’t think it was possible for there to be a worse rebrand than from hbo max to just max and yet here we are!!

honestly, i imagine this shows budget was insane!! fashion, high salaries, and for what? mediocre ratings and really crappy reviews.

i just wish we could have gotten a real, final season or close out movie. but with literally anyone else but michael patrick king running the show.

PLEASE.

MORE SPOILERS:

LTWs documentary will never come out!! AFTER 3 SEASONS.

why did miranda touch joy with her poop gloves?

seema is as beautiful as always.

the actor who plays brady is actually really good.

anyway, im sad it was cancelled. they never really got it right, but im sad.

just finished the AJLT finale and tbh i did not hate it!! SPOILERS BELOW:

i like the idea of carrie being on her own and i like steve and miranda getting on the same page about their son.

with that said, totally not a series finale. why am seeing turds in a toilet???

listen i get that it’s legal in chicago and im probably being sensitive, but i really hate the man in the apartment building next to ours who smokes weed every night at midnight on his balcony!! it seeps into our bedroom and it smells so bad. 😭😭

i then drove to another coffee shop to get another cold brew for my husband and now can never go back to coffee shop number one again.

went to go pick up coffee this morning for my husband and i and as soon as i left the coffee shop, i dropped my husbands cold brew on the ground. instead of going back inside to order another one, i picked up the broken plastic cup, threw it away, and ran away in embarrassment.