Grant

Iron and/or Wine

chicken pox parties be like knock knock who's there have you come here so I can infect y- have you come here so I can infect y-who yes indeed tysm

Al-zuki Akbar YouTube video by Taqbir - Topic

12. Taqbir - Al-zuki Akbar (Arabic)

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www.youtube.com/watch?v=dn3i...

White circle drawn on a chalkboard. Two pink diameters, one horizontal, one vertical, meet at the center. In top right, a blue circular arc connects the top endpoint to the right endpoint. A red arrow connects the center to the closest point on the blue arc.

absolute unit

Has anyone made the "when will you be bi / tell me quandle quandle quandle?" joke yet?

because the underlying issue is the malfunctioning machine, technically the plural is trolleys problem

Use AI to see what these famous mathematicians would think of your theorem!

Gauss: "I knew this centuries ago"

Fermat: "This margin is too small to contain my contempt for this proof"

Leibniz: "I would use different notation"

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These days Galois would at least have gotten some duel credit

opine is to opinion as one is to onion

Changing lifestyle in the light of rising gas prices. In soviet russia, oil refines *you*

Me watching the #LFC defence sometimes:

"... by using a laminator?"

Just got home and saw the #LFC score. It's gone a bit galatas-awry

Sir we only call them blueskeets when they're extra risqué

surface geodesics cutting office costs
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ending lamination

[brings class outside to the grass]

[starts writing math on the sidewalk]

well you asked for a concrete example

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It's a math joke based on the fact that very complete is not a thing

(here very complete means complete and algebraically closed)

ℚ is not complete

ℝ is complete

ℂ is very complete

I enjoy "repugnant to the nature of the straight line"

linear algebra: a real big learn

Reposting with alt text. But how would we measure how fast big math changes to small math?

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Tomorrow, my son's school will be having meetings with all students discussing how ICE kidnapped their schoolmate and his family and sent them to Colombia.

Been foggy this week which reminded me of this

how come it's listed as a low sodium option and not a salternative?

Bitch since when does a fucking triangle have a hole

For the audiobook of TRUE BIZ, Random House folks and I invented a way of differentiating between English and signed dialogue by recording ASL sounds to lay beneath the dialogue. So excited to be back in the studio to do the same for MOTHER TONGUE tomorrow. Here's a clip from last time 2022:

These are so good