Jenny Constable

(I do not completely understand what an SUV is)

Something quite funny about people setting off industrial strength fireworks in their 12 square foot back gardens. Same energy as the people that buy SUVs to drive 30mph about the city.

Giant caterpillar club unite.

So gorgeous! Our wee Daphs is starting to get white hairs on her snoots and it’s so precious.

If this is gentrification then so be it!!!!

saw a take a few weeks ago that argued the popularity of greyhound adoption in the southside of Glasgow is an example of the gentrification of Scotland’s working class culture and every time I have a glass of wine I think about it

In September last year she’d never slept inside a house and now she has her own heated blanket.

cosy queen of my heart.

First day back at work, my bank decided to freeze my account and the dog poo bag split in my hand just too far away from home to justify going back. Happy Monday.

Which is coincidently on Good Friday this year. Two Big Birthdays™️

now that Christmas and Hogmanay is over we can all focus on the next Big Event (my 30th).

card kept declining in the co-op while a twenty-person queue formed behind me 😂😂😂😂😂😂 and that’s tears not laughter

Can’t even be annoyed at her because she has the face of a seal and the body of a small horse

dog pee’d on the rug and I fear it’s because I say go piss girl too frequently

Scotland must follow New Zealand in ending greyhound racing Scotland must follow New Zealand in ending greyhound racing - It's time to end greyhound racing for good.

Wonderful news this week that New Zealand is ending greyhound racing! 🐾

Scotland is now an international outlier, allowing racing to continue while the death rate of dogs rises.

Scottish Parliament must back my Bill in 2025 and phase out greyhound racing for good.

Thank you! It was ☺️

Pacific Quay, engulfed.

Got a slow cooker in the sales and it’s revolutionised my life.

I love our tiny horse

Went at 60 mph today 😎😎😎😎😎 my mouth 😎😎 has never been 😎😎 so dry 😎😎😎

I like this, it’s less corporate.

My pet peeve is when folk say that they’re “all booked up” when you’re trying to arrange catch-ups like they’re a consultant. Just say you have plans like a normal human.

"Immigration is a failure" - Keir Starmer.

Nevermind the idea we ought to celebrate our country being a destination for so many to make their new homes alongside us.

All this does is empower the right. It turns the Labour Party into a right-wing radicalisation pipeline.

wonder when advent calendars will start beginning mid-November.

Why are we not more afraid!!

Awful watching good people being made redundant right before Christmas. And then having to go through your redundancy in full public view. Solidarity with friends and former colleagues.

I’m blushing ❤️❤️

She’s a classy lady.

The Clyde at Pacific Quay

Bitterly cold and beautiful.

Yes!! It’s how separate you feel to everything outside the car that’s throwing me a bit? Feel like I’m in a metal bubble. I think learning when you’re younger must be easier cause you’re less risk adverse 😂