Or Martin.
@toddlunch
Father was a harsh man.Tough disciplinarian. Once, he caught me smoking cigarettes. As punishment he locked me in a cupboard, & wouldn't let me out until I'd eaten the entire contents of Knowsley Safari Park. Including the gift shop. He never told me why.
Or Martin.
Hopefully in Louis Armstrong's voice.
Piesty
Did you get proof that they didn't read it?
I've never been confident. I said all those draws might come back to haunt us.
I still have a bad feeling it will be us though. Bad result at the weekend and we could spiral.
Absolutely.
As long as that's the case I'll be happy. Always a treat to see a top flight mainstay (other than us) slip out.
I want them to win the CL and get relegated. The holders playing in the second tier would be great.
Definitely big something.
My date never turned up at the cinema. I guess I'll have to watch Melania on my own.
Giving them a right shoeing whilst they're down. Utterly needless.
For a second I thought Fred Dibnah was at it again.
You've missed a bit haa ha ha ha ha ha ha etc.
The percussion is a bit jungle/breakbeat/whateverit'scalled.
Cleckhuddersfax?
With Guy Fawkes night coming up, make sure you check underneath your bonfires for any Bob Carolgees, that often take shelter there. Entice them out with some cat food if they're not keen on leaving.
Yes, thankfully. I had to check.
Why does my wife think it's cute when the cat comes in with a dead mouse in its gob and drops it on her lap, yet when I do it....
I was having a kickaround with Elliott Gould last night (in a dream, not real life).
Shame they didn't all go to VAR.
They should've made a day of it and gone to VAR for every single one.
Was it not supposed to do that?
Not sure how Dundee United got in the hat.
I predict Southampton, who we'd also lose to.
@yesmissmurphy.bsky.social Many happy birthdays to you. I hope you were inundated with gifts of spices and the finest silks the empire has to offer.
It's probably in prison.
If someone ruled it for zero seconds, they didn't actually rule it, yet they did rule it for zero seconds. I hope this helps.
In my day, we'd be out playing with our succubi til mother shouted at us to come in for dinner.
It'll be Southampton, and an exit for us.