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January really is kind of a shit month, BUUUUT it's when sumo oranges hit and that's pretty fuckin great

Tbf this is our fault. We spent 20 years letting that stereotypical twat muscle in

Scene from the Star Trek The Next Generation movie, "The One with the Flowey Ribbon Monster that Sends You To Nirvana." Picard, looking out of place in his uniform, is walking through a bougie Victorian home that is decorated for Christmas. There's a large Christmas tree filled with lights and bright colors, and a couple of ornate toy horses that aren't huge but aren't small either, and a large red and white candy cane? Sort of looks like a barber shop pole, and it extends through the whole picture, I think it's a carousel thing for the horse we discussed earlier in this alt text. Anyways, the rest of the house is just normal old fancy house stuff, furniture, drapes, chandelier, lamps, etc. No caption, but you know, because like, it's Christmas next week and all.

Pretty much. Hope all is well btw dude! I was thinking about you the other day when I passed the malort at Binnys, lol.

Whoa there Ari. Gonna need to circle back offline and talk me through this first

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"no honey. This is what a war zone looks like. You go have fun now"

New rule. Any time one of these stupid fucks on the right calls Chicago a warzone, we send them to Kyiv for a week

Chicago is the dopest fuckin' city on the planet and it's bonkers to take any of these freaks at face value on anything.

It's cuz the freight lines own the tracks.

NYT charging money for the mini crossword now?

Fuck that bullshit

@wibeerbaron.bsky.social Bro what is your state doing with this gtmw stuff!!!

They're going to give us every single Wu except a remaster of Wutang Shaolin Style.

There's a reason #2 comes before #4.

FAFO

@bestbuysocial.bsky.social what the fuck, clarence

Word. If I get in I'll try it. And sing it's name in the style of pearl jam

What's your fav on tap at the brewery rn? Going to try and make it up tonight

This Bud Light has BDE. Big Diacetyl Energy

Clean. Your. Fucking. Beer. Lines.

Misery doesn't love company, misery loves unlimited pizza buffets.

Appreciate the transparency obviously but it just feels like you're focused on the "launch plan" (your words) for the 12 and forgetting the launch you're in the middle of.

Continue to see a lot of news about new in stock and 12 preorders, but nothing about the impact for 13 preorders.

Taylor Swift as the color of SP500 stocks:

Thread 🧵

I suspect they're going to cancel our orders. Maybe email us and give us a week to confirm the new pricing first, but if you don't respond it gets cancelled. That's really all they can do

There's no way they can honor the original price. They'd be eating hundreds per order. That's why I don't understand the delay in communication.

Agree. I mean I get it, but I don't understand how there isn't clear direction that can be announced. There really can only be 2 options here if the tariffs end up going in, right? They cancel the orders or the final payment goes up. I'm not sure what there is to work out

same girl, same

I suppose the million dollar question on everyone's mind, or at least mine..

How does this impact those of us who pre-ordered the new 13? I'm Batch 1 and was expecting a computer this month, but now expecting either a delay or a *stout* price increase?

I'm guessing some assume it because Linus is an investor.

Must be nice to live in an Accountable Democracy 🫠