Funky muffin

"And Also Sorry We Took An Hour Away From It"😂

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@tedrall.bsky.social

Panel 01: Shen's hands are holding a notebook that says "GOOD DAY NOTE" on it in a writing style similar to how "DEATH NOTE" is written in Death Note. Panel 02: A grey skinned, yellow eyed, blonde haired angel/shinigami character with little wings and a toga is standing behind Shen. He says "That's right! Anyone whose name you write in that notebook will have a FANTASTIC day!" Panel 03: Shen turns his head slightly, now looking at you, the viewer. Panel 04: Shen is looking at you with a devious, evil smile, the book open and pen in hand. His eyes are red, like the Shinigami Eyes from Death Note, which allow you to see someone's name by looking at them.

Kermit the frog sitting on a log surrounded by flowers Text: "what radicalised you?" empathy bro, literally just wanting people to be treated like human beings

The "don't speak ill of the dead/don't be a piece of shit when you're alive" meme

Logging on 😘

Totodile from Kalos be like:

Without revealing your actual age, what's something you remember that if you told a younger person they wouldn't understand?

Once a loser, always a loser

Panel 1: A happy brain with sparkles in its eyes is throwing up its hands and yelling "I LOVE DOPAMINE!!!!!" Panel 2: The brain is happily running towards a door labeled "social media". Panel 3: A metal gate is abruptly descends from the top of the door, shutting it and blocking the path, bringing the brain's run to a screeching halt. Panel 4: The brain, now stressed and with clenched teeth, is running towards a different door labeled "video games". Panel 5: This door too, shuts in front of the brain, bringing its run to a screeching halt. Panel 6: Behind the brain, Shen shows up, holding a remote with a red button that he's been seemingly using to control the doors. He has a shadow over his eyes and an overall very serious expression. The brain, in the foreground, is sweating bullets. Panel 7: A closeup of Shen's hand, pointing towards something seemingly far off to the side. Panel 8: His hand and the brain (still sweating) bookmark the frame as it's revealed that what Shen is pointing at is a very far away door. Panel 9: A closer view of the door reveals that it is labeled "actual life goals". Panel 10: The brain has his face scrunched up in a crying expression, still shaking and sweating, saying "ouuuugh I-I hate you ouuuuughhh you're so mean to me..."

Last week, ICE arrested and separated a father and son after a routine check-in. Six-year-old Yuanxin had just enrolled in the first grade at an elementary school in Astoria. Now he's in custody, alone. ICE won't say where. This cruelty serves no one. It must end.

German court rules that OpenAI violated copyright laws by training ChatGPT on music 🎵

• May set precedent for Europe AI copyright uses

• OpenAI disagrees & can appeal

"The internet is not a self-service store, and human creative achievements are not free templates"

— German Music Rights Society

👀 REP. @aoc.bsky.social : “Here’s some tea for you — Trump shut down Marjorie Taylor Greene’s personal ambitions to run for senate in Georgia, and she has been on a revenge tour ever since.”

I got a chair that won't break.

壊れない椅子を買ってもらいましたっ☆

Rob Rogers

I’d like to speak to a manager…