Jack Lego

Wait. There's a disconnected malaphor?! #SurvivorAu 🌴

I'm worried that it's still coming...

Ah we're back to a Sunday schedule this week! #SurvivorAu

They need to do it faster.

They need to put the dog down. #SurvivorAu

I agree. Feels like giving an idol to the tribe after you're voted out before you leave (not allowed any longer).

I guess it's legal because he's still in the game...

If Tez has an idol /someone plays one for him Faith is risking herself going home as Tez's vote.

And or they need a different split but Faith doesn't really have anyone they can throw onto without hurting feelings.

"You don't need to" is spending so much social capital by Faith /Keeley.

They're just worried about where they'll need to throw their extra split / tribe alliances cracking.

Surely its worth Simon giving it.

#SurvivorAu

We're back to the Kirby school of rocking fire! #SurvivorAu

And strip shows?

You misspelled Tez

Also if this ain't a non Elim does that mean we still have it coming...? Ugh
#SurvivorAu

I was SO excited for them to be throwing it, "accidentally" knocking water over kindling, blowing on fire like they're the big bad wolf...

Now it's just Simon (making fire) vs Mark (not(?))

#SurvivorAu

Loz and Simon having obvious chats over in Siberia... #SurvivorAu

David control this tribal council. None of these #whispies.

#SurvivorAu

Poor Tez. Being asked a question. #SurvivorAu

(I really have no idea what he said last night that was the same tonight)

Is the heat radiating off Simon's spanked butt, or?

“Brooke. You’ve actually been to a double tribal council before on All Stars. Good season that one. Good winner.” #SurvivorAU 🌴

Survivor ep 9: ethical non-monogamy, spanking, and daddy issues.
#SurvivorAu

Was hyperbole on my part, but if I'm looking for a lawyer and he's an option, regardless of this being a game, I'm going with another person after seeing this...

Tez that’s a terrible motto. But at least it’s long. #survivorau

TEZ IT'S A BORING MOVE BUT IT'S YOUR LITERAL ONLY MOVE.

I feel kind of bad that his law career is being torpedoed by him being in tv like this.

#SurvivorAu

Have you been successful yet Tez? #survivorAu

Sorry, to be clear I think he answered terribly and still stuttered and paused...
But I think the edit looked like it worsened / Frankenbit it.

Mark sees a ghost of Hayley: "get your face right, ooOOOOooooOO00Ooo"

Simon not quick thinking on his feet.

But Lottie isn’t buying any of it. Love her reads.

#SurvivorAU
#Redemption

This feels like an edit job on Simon looking that dodgy... #SurvivorAu

David reckons the 9th person is being "voted out".

Is that the normal terminology? Or is it normally "going home"? Genuinely not sure.

Surely its redemption rock for the non Elim tonight given the theme of the season?

I fear just firemaking given yesterday's Elim puzzle...

#SurvivorAu

And not one JLP-esque comment of Tez's balls dropping.
Disappointing.

#SurvivorAu

Ben? Simon? Brooke? So many beautiful glamour muscles this season...