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Max Bob

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I was trying to decide what footwear Man-Thing should use and thought “New Balance” but that’s not quite right. Is there a Dad-Thing?

06.03.2026 22:46 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

He’s not THAT high up so now I’m thinking about those overpasses that get nicknamed “the can opener.”

06.03.2026 18:58 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I think the most important thing about Pokopia is the realization that, absent humans, the so called monsters live in total harmony.

06.03.2026 15:18 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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03.03.2026 17:40 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Excuse me? Brazil nuts are both flavorless and hard to eat.

21.02.2026 03:21 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ah. Caine Mutiny. “Admiral strawberries movie” was enough.

11.02.2026 16:27 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m a 52 year old kid who has no idea. Too old to know how to reverse GIS from my phone, too.

11.02.2026 16:25 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

They need to get to church and talk to the minestrone.

07.02.2026 22:03 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

How dare you talk to the pho king dude that way.

07.02.2026 21:56 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It is so good and I’m so glad you say so.

04.02.2026 03:14 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Sounds messy

02.02.2026 19:48 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If you have a problem with Jaydee Walker of Bushmill, paladin of Bacchus, he’ll just say “aw shucks” and yee a haw for you anyway.

01.02.2026 16:41 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

More like Jerry from Rick and Morty. Parks and Rec Jerry has a fulfilling home life with people who love and respect him.

31.01.2026 21:28 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Does this smell funny to you?

31.01.2026 16:17 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

A friend of mine introduced me to this and it’s ALMOST better than when the Flying Karamozov Brothers did A Comedy of Errors.

29.01.2026 17:42 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Stupid, boring, and incoherent.

Not surprising you’re also proudly racist.

Bye now.

28.01.2026 18:41 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh I greatly apologize if you managed to read concern anywhere at all in my interactions with you. You’re garbage and I hope you get everything you voted for.

If you really are gay, you’re gonna be finding out pretty soon about leopards and face eating.

28.01.2026 18:35 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Then there should be no problem with you doing the dare. I hope you catch it on video when they’re all like “oh yeah, we totally want health care for all. What are your pronouns?”

28.01.2026 18:31 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I dare you to walk up to a klan rally and call them democrats or libs or whatever.

28.01.2026 18:26 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Stereotypes are quite frequently racist. Supporting “statistics” that support harsher treatment from law enforcement based on those stereotypes is super racist.

So, yeah, you’re super racist and a garbage human being.

28.01.2026 18:25 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Ah. Well, at least you’re mask off racist.

28.01.2026 18:10 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Gangs of thugs assaulting people at random sound like rioters to me.

The fact that they also keep murdering people means they are extremely dangerous rioters who need to be in prison.

28.01.2026 16:52 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Because the rioters work for the federal government.

But yeah your justification of whatever the feds do is pretty easy for you. You just make up whatever you want.

28.01.2026 16:06 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Messages like ”my eyes emit heat rays from the heat dimension of heat” and “bamf to your mother.”

My mutant power is a complete inability to read the room.

27.01.2026 15:40 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

She probably thinks the agents who did it learned their lesson, though.

27.01.2026 15:19 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Of course he is. Stereo wasn’t even invented until 2010.

20.01.2026 14:58 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

But the writing was so much better. Who can forget the fall of PencilTron to the Sharpener in the episode “Breakpoint”?

Sure it was derivative of the death of Robin Hood but it worked!

20.01.2026 14:43 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If you think I’m liebchen
And you want my bamfy
C’mon baby let mein Gott

#Nightcrawlerasong

17.01.2026 08:10 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I was hoping it was a John Wick style cabal of Broadway performers who are also assassins.

Kick murder change.

14.01.2026 16:29 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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The podcast is just reviews of old Stongbad emails.

13.01.2026 17:54 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0