Gibbon

Had stuff I could’ve been doing today, but the problem is the weather’s rubbish and I don’t wanna.

A cartoon illustration of a man down on the floor vacuuming and being surprised to see a bearded scared man hiding under the credenza. Caption reads "And then one day, quite unexpectedly, Peter found Jesus."

Life changing. #grickledoodle #horror #religion #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

I was thinking twit twoobris, but I think Hoobris may need some kind of niche joke award. Kudos.

I’m not sure the unnatural history of OWLS is safe for us mere mortals. I’m afraid.

I think today went okay. I scoped out a new place for a thing later this week. Also arranged a few other things, but didn’t arrange too many things because that’s when I get overwhelmed and end up doing nothing. Think I hit the sweet spot.

A cartoon illustration of a park ranger surprised to find a deer and antelope standing on their hind legs and playing catch with a baseball. Caption reads "He'd finally found it. The place where the deer and the antelope play."

Shocking. #grickledoodle #deer #antelope #play #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

Organised a pint with my dad at weekend. Told him I’ll bring the book I ordered for him, so he needs to bring his rucksack with him. He just messaged back asking if it won’t fit in his big coat pocket, and I just can’t even.

A cartoon illustration of a man lying on a psychiatrist's couch surrounded by a world full of ducks (including his psychiatrist whose speaking.) Caption reads "I've determined that you suffer from a case of 'Anasmorbusia,' Mr. Sutter. A condition in which you perceive the world to be solely inhabited by ducks! Utterly fascinating."

The eye of the beholder. #grickledoodle #ducks #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

Bolton being entirely Bolton were 2-0 down at home, at least until the 88th minute when they decided to turn up and score 3 and win. That team will be the death of me.

Still thinking about A Secret Agent. Not sure what kind of film it was, and wouldn’t know how to describe it, but for the best part of 3 hours I never looked away.

Thoroughly enjoyed The Secret Agent, great film.

My brain seems quiet, I’ve lost a few pounds, the sun’s out, I’ve just seen a happy dog and I’m going to the pictures. Big thumbs up from me.

Person behind me on the bus (who should really put more effort into dental hygiene) is playing a video on their phone where somebody is continuously coughing, and I am crawling out of my skin. 🤢

That’s the harpooning done for another month. I’ll never get used to that.

Couldn’t blame him tbh.

Have to go for another blood test in a bit. My gp knows I hate needles, so I’m beginning to think this is some sort of payback for being mental in his general direction for years.

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Gadzooks!

I didn’t know I needed that, but seemingly I absolutely do!

They aren’t designed for novices who are all thumbs, and have the hand eye coordination of a pair of clogs.

Used a bread slicing machine for the first time earlier. Considering I haven’t used one before I’m going to be kind, and say I made a bit of a cock of it.

Awful waking up wondering what horrors agent orange has cooked up overnight, as he’s camped out in his gold plated chalet at nonce butlins, surrounded by mcd’s wrappers and full nappies.

I’d continue the mockery, but since I didn’t know it existed never mind what might be on it I’m going to quit while I’m ahead. So ner!

Accidentally tapping your foot I’ll bet.

“Accidentally”.

Well this is certainly a time to be awake.

Why if my interests are not bombing innocent civilians and just wanting to go ONE FUCKING DAY WITHOUT SOME BULLSHIT. HUH? WHAT ABOUT THAT. YOU FUCKING CARDBOARD CUTOUT OF DESPAIR.

Just need wanderers to not be wanderers later.

The rain’s done what the news seems incapable of, so I’m going for a nice long mooch.