Grease

I think this is a novel meme with many uses

How do I get stood up by a professor mandated study group at a bowling alley I hate this school I want to go to bard or harvard

i need new friends

Transgender daughter or Marty supreme son

I was a stripper for 10 years and this is the playlist I used to strip to:

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Going on a date with another person in their mid-20s and I gotta get my cover story straight. I grew up watching Hannah Montana and High School Musical probably. I was a child during the financial crisis I assume. I lost my virginity during uhhhh Zootopia

I’m loving the city. So pretty on Christmas. Gonna have to go back to demoin sometime again!

Indie rock is so cool haha. Praise god for giving us ears and hands to create such sounds. Hallelujah
#blessuslord

#need #feet

#godisgood

Winner of the stupid girl who sucks award 21 years in a row

In Defense Of The Humble Footjob

I need to #make my kitty pu#rr

Handing my ffs surgeon this photo

I’m not like other girls. I like indie rock hardcore hip hop and basketball.

Also I’m a shemale

the lgbt community is no longer accepting allies, if you wanna hang out with us then you've gotta have gay sex

Trent reznor if he really liked yogurt: I wanna suck you like a danimals

started taking beta blockers. so I don’t have to read your posts

Mouse in a suit

made the clutch move of biting directly into a block of sharp cheddar

someone: hi nice to mee-

me: i'm at least a quarter italian

not cleaning my butt butt during an everything shower >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

imagine if Walt Whitman wrote about pussy

getting feet into me and by that haha well let's just say my mouth

I don’t know you or anyone you know. Do not fuxking speak to me fuck off

Getting into feet

I hate my shitty fucking bangs

Pit in my stomach realizing I will probably never be the woman I want to be

Harvey Danger > Wheatus

Getting the severance surgery but it only triggers when I play league

bsky.app/profile/palu...

drama in the professor community

I can’t go to my apartment because I was assaulted Friday night by an alcoholic neighbor who killed his dogs & is threatening to shoot & kill everyone in the complex.

I’m a trans woman in Texas & a low wage grad student, and going to be living out of hotels for a ~week. Anything rly helps 💕🐾💕🐾