Steve King♿️

Sounds like Tel Aviv got lit tf up.

So many ways to do this. People with buckets, passing them hand to hand. Fixing oil crisis and unemployment crisis in one fell swoop. Or train birds to carry the oil in little baskets. Or, hear me out, simply pour it into the water and let the ocean carry it to the other side. Why is it so hard?

Real ones don't care about any of these.

From: WALGREENS #3420 THERE WAS A SMALL EXPLOSION IN THE BACK. WE REGRET TO INFORM YOU THAT KEVIN HAS SUMMONED AN ELDRITCH HORROR FROM THE DEEP BEYOND. PLEASE PICK UP YOUR PILLS BEFORE WE ARE ALL CONSUMED BY THE EVIL DARKNESS. PRESS 'Y' TO CONFIRM.

"Command that chair!" youtu.be/s9Sh9XvPPWQ?...

I've never thought they should be testing for weed though.

Ever since Maryland legalized weed, grocery pick up orders have gone to shit.

Those kids are high and can't find anything.

She's fine. She and Rue just have different needs. Nate is the real villain. Fuck him.

these graphs should scare the shit out of you

The Lemon Twigs (aka brothers Brian and Michael D’Addario) have announced a new album, "Look For Your Mind!" on Captured Tracks, and shared its first single, “I Just Can’t Get Over Losing You,” via a music video.

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Kevin Morby is releasing a new album, "Little Wide Open," on May 15 via Dead Oceans. Now he has shared its second single, “Die Young,” via a music video. Morby co-directed the video.

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A cartoon by Ron Cobb (1975), showing a shadow of US B-52 bomber above cratered landscape. Two people who look like Vietnamese peasants look up; one says “they’re having problems with their economy again.”

This is from 1975.

Remembering actor, musician, and photographer Anton Yelchin on his birthday. He won our hearts as Chekov in the three J.J. Abrams Star Trek movies and was gone much too soon. He would have turned 37 today.

#comedy #dramaticreading #funny #funnysigns #engrish

She can do whatever tf she wants.

It is already funny but now it’s become far funnier because they know everyone knows and is looking at their shoes but they still have to do this

Give it up, guys. We lost.

Headlines:

3 cargo ships have been attacked.

The Strait of Hormuz remains choked off.

Reports of some Iranian oil getting through to China.

GCC slowing down oil production due to lack of storage.

Gas prices have gone up for 11 straight days.

Donald Trump is a pedophile.

The missile seen being transported with Arabic writing on the tip

NEW: An Iranian outlet has published this picture of a ballistic missile.

The writing on the front reads: "In memory of the victims of Epstein Island".

(📸 Middle East Observer)

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The amazing #BuffyTheVampireSlayer debuted #OTD 29 years ago. 😀👏
One of the greatest shows of all time, imo.

reversing baldness is passé. the new holy grail is letting hair loss proceed until the subject resembles walton goggins, then freezing it at that exact moment of peak rizz

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Ive recently just let my beard do what it wants and I'm much greyer than I knew

Apparently, Kegseth hasn’t destroyed their ability to drop truth bombs.

Good Morning #StarTrekFamily I hope y'all have a Wonderful #StarTrekWednesday 😂🤣😂🤣🖖 LLAP

Jim Cramer suggests on CNBC that Trump could “bomb Tehran into the Stone Age” until Iran reopens the strait, citing U.S. bombings of North Vietnam in the 1970s. Carl Quintanilla points out to him that Hanoi won that war.

That life gives you so much, but it comes with a price.

Have you even listened to Life of a Showgirl? It's all right there. Like a How-To guide.

Boy George tells Chappell Roan to “cheer up girl” amid paparazzi incident "Boundaries are boring." The post Boy George tells Chappell Roan to “cheer up girl” amid paparazzi incident first appeared on Far Out Magazine.

Boy George tells Chappell Roan to “cheer up girl” amid paparazzi incident

There he is! At the time, it was so nice to see him cursing on HBO again.

We hadn't yet gotten the Deadwood reunion film.