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Italy scored 4 runs with 2 outs after Vinnie turned an 0-2 count into a walk. Kid’s becoming a star a front of our eyes.

14.03.2026 21:05 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Had a dream that it happened and we ended up with 10 years of JD Vance.

14.03.2026 16:03 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Peterson should be on a helicopter back to Lawrence immediately. And yep…there he goes. Safe travels!

14.03.2026 03:38 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Fuuuuuuck. Hosmer spent two innings telling me how he was gonna have a big year.

14.03.2026 03:37 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Down 22 with 6 minutes to go and Peterson Is still out there. Lol what the fuck is wrong with Bill Self? Is he dying?

14.03.2026 03:36 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s sad that these broadcasters have to keep calling this game like it’s still a real contest. Bill Self wiped ass with a white flag and threw it onto the court at the 18:00 mark of the second half. He should just bench the starters right now.

14.03.2026 03:28 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Lol Self cultists would have you think this embarrassment is all part of the plan.

14.03.2026 03:22 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Lol Kansas gettin jumped

14.03.2026 03:15 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Imagine if Peterson could get a step on someone and drive to the hoop. He'd be really good.

14.03.2026 03:04 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Me with multiple sports screens up.

14.03.2026 02:48 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The only basketball drinking game that exists is that if a double dribble is ever called, you do a double shot.

14.03.2026 02:07 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Nobody NEEDS opposable thumbs to succeed.

14.03.2026 01:41 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Nbd but Hosmer is really good on commentary.🤷‍♂️

14.03.2026 01:22 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Lol holy fuck what a game that was. RIP Cyclones. This is what you get for inexpliably having two douchebag fans dressed like revolutionary war generals or somethin. Fuckin weirdos.

14.03.2026 01:11 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

*mic drop* (throws mic into press corps as hard as he can)

14.03.2026 00:36 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

In Hegseth’s defense, he doesn’t really know what anything he says means. 80% of it is just cool stuff he’s picked up from action movies.

14.03.2026 00:31 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Guess I'll just get drunk and watch sports.

14.03.2026 00:24 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

One of my favorite things to do on Bluesky is scroll back through some of my previous posts and immediately recognize how much of a fuckin waste of space I am. Everybody needs to feel that once in a while.

14.03.2026 00:20 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
‘Deadwood—Now That’s A Great Show,’ Says Dad After 17-Minute Lapse In Conversation

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13.03.2026 14:00 👍 1142 🔁 95 💬 31 📌 53

Seeing bots on bluesky is annoying but it’s also a sign that eventually this place will be overrun with bullshit and become an unusable nightmare that I’ll be forced to leave and that’s honestly pretty cool.

13.03.2026 03:25 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I want it to be Peterson’s personal podiatrist or something similar.

13.03.2026 02:37 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Life used to be so much better in basically every way. I can’t even explain it to anyone under the age of 35.

13.03.2026 02:33 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

As a thought experiment, what if vanilla ice cream suddenly tasted like rotted human remains…think about how delicious that would be.

13.03.2026 02:27 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I don’t believe it’s 2026 and I still have to encounter Katherine fucking Heigl.

13.03.2026 02:23 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Watching KU and I think the question we’re all asking is whose mom is that?

13.03.2026 01:59 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Congratulations! It’s a boy! He’s drowned!

13.03.2026 01:42 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It can be.

13.03.2026 01:40 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

And it’s not even close. I still think it was made and reviewed favorably as an elaborate prank.

12.03.2026 23:46 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I don’t understand how the Big12 allows this glass LED floor bullshit to happen at all, let alone for their championship tournament. It looks fuckin stupid and the players hate it. The lights are literally giving some of them headaches. If I was a school, I’d be being playing under official protest.

12.03.2026 23:44 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m sorry but I still haven’t forgiven Michael B Jordan for that Fahrenheit 451 performance. #Oscars

12.03.2026 22:38 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0