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Quilter, crafter, baker. Sff/romance/history reader. Boosting books. Amateur victorianist. Posts and follows re: books, crafts, and food. LGBTQ+ ally. D. Dunnett cultist. No politics, no automatic follow-backs. E pur si muove. Banner: Macbeth cake.

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My friend’s Dalmatian loved bananas and grapes.

10.03.2026 15:06 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Such a face, truly.

10.03.2026 14:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Cover for Honey and Harm by Devan Barlow, featuring bees, fruit, and honeycomb against background of dark greens and browns. The cover is by Arden Powell.

Cover for Honey and Harm by Devan Barlow, featuring bees, fruit, and honeycomb against background of dark greens and browns. The cover is by Arden Powell.

πŸŽ‰ It's my book day! HONEY AND HARM is here!πŸŽ‰

Happiness isn’t guaranteed after a Beauty breaks a Beast’s curse...
A brutal fairy tale, for fans of Angela Carter and Tanith Lee

Cover by @ardenpowell.bsky.social

books2read.com/u/3G0EDP
devan-barlow.itch.io/honey-and-harm

✨🐝

10.03.2026 12:51 πŸ‘ 30 πŸ” 22 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 6

But their calves are going to be just fine.

10.03.2026 14:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Durham friends! Can you recommend a good realtor? I want to buy an empty lot that adjoins my yard. I don't know how to go about this! I assume I need a realtor? I contacted one, they said they'd research & get back to me and now they won't return my messages :(

10.03.2026 12:58 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

I saw one near Fort William.

10.03.2026 10:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Aww, ham.

10.03.2026 10:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Shockingly, this is another micro-obsession.

10.03.2026 02:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Excellent.

10.03.2026 02:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Opium was so very legal that you could get it as a tonic for teething. It was just over the counter. They dosed everyone all the time. It was usually in a tincture of alcohol - laudanum - but people ate it too.

10.03.2026 02:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Oooooooo

Which one is it?

10.03.2026 02:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Like, I don’t want this! But I think it’s wonderful that people who do can have it!

10.03.2026 01:06 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Also there are a million little places that only have about 6 types of coffee on the menu. I went to one just this morning. Not a syrup in sight.

10.03.2026 01:05 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The ones I got wrong were because I was trying too hard to second-guess it, if that makes sense.

10.03.2026 01:04 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Home ground advantage: Brady.

10.03.2026 00:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Figurines of Brady Bunch and Partridge Family fighting each other

Figurines of Brady Bunch and Partridge Family fighting each other

I have created a diorama of the Partridge family attacking the Brady Bunch family. My life is very boring.

09.03.2026 19:06 πŸ‘ 11671 πŸ” 1989 πŸ’¬ 561 πŸ“Œ 270

As someone who likes a particular coffee very much (2 shots of espresso, about 6oz whole milk, no sugar) it’s worth noting that in the 1700s people were very particular about their snuff flavors. Popular flavors were rose, cinnamon, menthol, mint, fruit, spice, and camphor. Just saying.

10.03.2026 00:34 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh cool! I’ve wanted to play with this since reading Hild.

09.03.2026 23:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Garnished with red vines.

09.03.2026 23:17 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I want to know what the twine-day meal is.

09.03.2026 23:14 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

No treat for Uggi!

09.03.2026 22:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh Uggi! Oh no!

09.03.2026 21:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Put a slug of maple syrup in a latte and eat your weight in coffee crisp!

09.03.2026 20:36 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Gelateria della Palma Roma Centro | 150 Gusti di Gelato Scopri 150 gusti di gelato artigianale, torte e dolci da Gelateria Della Palma nel cuore di Roma, al Pantheon. Ampia sala e dehor. Ti aspettiamo!

This place has 150 on tap at all times.

www.dellapalma.it/en/homepage-...

09.03.2026 20:33 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

INSANE MICHELIN CHEF GUY: In the past, I have perhaps been a bit hard on my employees and I apologize.

REPORTER: A former line cook says you rented a bulldozer and drove it into his house while screaming "this is how subtly you're placing parsley motherfucker"

CHEF: i now realize that was wrong

09.03.2026 01:52 πŸ‘ 145 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 2

It’s like a throne of skulls except it’s blankets, which is much more my style.

09.03.2026 20:15 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Are you ready to neeeerrrrrrddddd!

09.03.2026 10:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m glad you liked it!

09.03.2026 10:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t usually like first person. I accept it where it’s necessary in a twisty narrative where people don’t know everything, but it bugs me.

09.03.2026 02:22 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

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I love the imagery of rumor flying around a court like a bat.

09.03.2026 01:36 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0