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Just the mom of a 5 year old, asking god and America why we have daylight savings time.

WHY IS THIS HAPPENING AGAIN HAVE WE NOT SUFFERED

[guy who sang baby beluga] the festering belly is splitting, each half digested soul fumbling for a knife

My son (5) walked up to the librarian yesterday and asked for “books about the dinosaurs and the meteor and mass extinction events”.

The U.S. Hockey Men Spoil The Fantasy | Defector To be a U.S. Olympian is to represent the best that your country has to offer. That sounds extremely lofty when it’s written out like that, but I think that’s really how it works, ideally, if you’re t...

On the ideals of the Olympics, the fiction of hockey romance, and the real world: defector.com/the-u-s-hock...

I look forward to Team Canada’s revenge tour for the remainder of the NHL season. MacKinnon is going to be on a warpath and I can’t wait to see it.

Think how good that must have felt for them to be on the ice and just vibe. We should have more opportunities for athletes to remember why they love the sport.

Stop making him talk lady, his mouth hurts!

Everybody say “thank you Ellen Hughes”

Hellebuyck having the game of his life.

So I kind of figured it’d be amazing to watch but man this really is different. She’s so relaxed. She’s visibly having so much fun. She’s not fighting for a medal here. She’s just playing her favorite game

Girl what

Czechia did not let the hype intimidate them, they made Canada earn that win. Pretty sure I lost years off my life watching it.

Thank you for your boots on the ground work 💜

GM: Charisma check.

Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]

GM: that’s a d6 how did you

Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊

I do not think the most significant cultural shifts will come from a World War, Class War, Race War, or whatever other battle people weirdly fantasize about. I think it’ll be an integration of the idea that children are people and not the property of their parents.

My son has informed me that hover boards eat plants and salad.

Thinking about whoever said that by accepting a meal from people and then arresting them ICE agents broke a cultural taboo that was invented by, like, the first humans to set up a tent

Where are my fellow “no meaning” girlies at?!

2026 Is For Fighting | Defector The new year is not yet three weeks old, but it is already rife with signs. Signs and portents. I have examined the flights of birds. I have consulted with the Pythia at Delphi (she says hello). I…

Sunday night gifted us the grandest, rarest form of hockey fight: the goalie fight. defector.com/2026-is-for-...

The way I gasped

i just need a little treat just one more little treat one more little treat will fix me i promise just one more little treat

fun fact: if a recipe tells you it will take 8 to 10 minutes to caramelize onions, they're a lying-ass bitch

we’re in the vet’s office waiting room and they just called for Agamemnon. we all looked at the Great Dane but it turns out Agamemnon is an orange kitten in a backpack that makes him look like an astronaut cheese puff

Best TikTok thing going is the two dudes trying food from every country without leaving NYC. If you haven’t seen them yet, it’s incredible. My favorite so far is last week’s. Legit got me emotional.

My son is 5, he buckles his stuffies into the seat next to him.

Appreciate not only the display of humanity here, but also @pbump.com taking a second to note that there have been many other instances this year where other families probably felt the same way he does now.

Also struggling with image 3

i don't like that kelp isn't a plant. they should fix that in the next patch

chris person @Papapishu Only gay people should be allowed to drive trucks. You can buy a truck but you have to sign a paper saying you're gay. This would be very funny and also solve many of America's problems I guess.

I would like to bring over my theory for solving America’s deadly roads. I call it the “Gay Truck Rule” and it would save thousands of lives every year.