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Slurm for the Slurm God. Party on, contest winners Bluesky's official cheeky handsome guy Premier Sex Bomb poster

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Absolute banger of a soundtrack though!

11.03.2026 12:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Deploy the massive tactical catnip!

11.03.2026 12:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It was only a matter of time

11.03.2026 12:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿซก

11.03.2026 12:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A magnificent ginger cat called Clarence, massive against the streets of Edinburgh, causing an explosion.

A magnificent ginger cat called Clarence, massive against the streets of Edinburgh, causing an explosion.

CLARENCE, NO!

11.03.2026 12:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 27 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

That is the only reason that makes sense quite frankly

11.03.2026 12:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you see this, post a robot

11.03.2026 12:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 10

(The cars are actually to scale)

11.03.2026 12:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ahahahahaha

11.03.2026 11:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

(Easy because Draiman blocked all the time, but it was fun)

I think someone at Nintendo blocked me over me saying Nintendo was too scared of Waluigi's raw sexual energy to add him to Smash Bros, but I only saw the block long after that post so it could have been down to some other nonsense I posted

11.03.2026 11:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 18 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There were a handful but the funniest was when I made fun of the guitarist of Disturbed having an edgelord guitar that said "fuck CANCEL CULTURE" in the Coca Cola font on it and David Draiman lost his mind

11.03.2026 11:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 29 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It had better be!

11.03.2026 11:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@auldbendy.bsky.social one of the great benefits of this account is that I am forever thinking that Robocop is speaking to your Big Beautiful Lad

11.03.2026 11:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 30 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

From this study I *love* how people are thinking about ways to save hedgehogs by putting them off going onto roads or near machinery.

Imagine if there was a little speaker you could put by a bonfire pile that says in hedgehog "fuck off you twat" so they don't go have a little snooze there!

11.03.2026 11:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 23 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He's still using that pfp from ten years ago I see

11.03.2026 10:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Catholicism heavily ingrained in their institutional structures iirc

11.03.2026 10:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The big exception on this is Malta, which is outstanding on trans rights and seen as a world leader yet is the most restrictive nation in the EU on abortion.

11.03.2026 10:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 34 ๐Ÿ” 9 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Handy tip for cis folk, we aren't an idea, like freedom or liberty, we are actual flesh and blood people. So if you're going to write a thread about us, make sure you get a trans friend to read it first, and if you don't have a trans friend, ask yourself why the fuck not and stop writing about us

11.03.2026 09:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 380 ๐Ÿ” 96 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Rush fans continue taking Ls for being pieces of shit

11.03.2026 09:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Truly remarkable dogshit

11.03.2026 09:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"We asked our AI focus group tool what the public wanted, and our AI voices said they wanted a blend of the industrial hip hop of Death Grips with the tight-throated warblefolk of Mumford and Sons."

11.03.2026 09:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 18 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

These two cunts look like they're about to drop the worst album you'll ever hear in your life

11.03.2026 09:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 34 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Suck
Suck YouTube video by Nine Inch Nails - Topic

When I am Prime Minister I will ensure that *this* is Wednesday in England

11.03.2026 08:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Nine Inch Nails: Help Me I Am In Hell (1992)
Nine Inch Nails: Help Me I Am In Hell (1992) YouTube video by Nine Inch Nails

Wednesday in England

11.03.2026 08:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 30 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Still seeking volunteers to help renovate!

Lovely seaside town on the west coast of Scotland.
1 hr from Glasgow.
All board and meals covered.
Maximum 4 hours work a day.

3 day, 1 week and 2 week placements available.

Go on, do some good this summer!

Apply: essehouse.co.uk/working-holi...

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11.03.2026 07:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 42 ๐Ÿ” 41 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thinking we could enact some kind of Strangers on a Train situation to remove Big Monkey and Squashy Unicorn from the equation here

11.03.2026 07:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He's going on the endangered species list

11.03.2026 07:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

True, I don't think the orangutan has perfect the art of buttery toast or fish fingers.

11.03.2026 07:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜ž

11.03.2026 07:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I wish

11.03.2026 07:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0