Fury in the UK as the govt announces the BUCKINGHAM PALACE fax number will now be in ARABIC numerals.
GB News "relieved Princess Di and Reggie Kray didn't live to see this. This isn't the fax number Henry VIII would have wanted."
Australia: "Release the sulphur!"
ACID RAIN IS SO BACK!
Years of geography lessons no longer wasted, I'm off to find a dissolving gargoyle.
Australia today just lowered petrol emissions standards to solve it
Outflux?
To assuage fears for his well-being, Mojtaba Khamenei has agreed to meet Esmail Qaani down at Behboudi Petrol Station for a cornetto and a pack of hula hoops.
First photo of Iran's new supreme leader Ayatollah Mojtaba Khamenei posted to his snapchat.
#iran #iranwar #mojtaba
Sydney harbour seems busy with helicopters today (maybe just scenic joy flights)
"Vladimir, Stop!"
Ah, ingenious.
Is the answer "on an Emirates flight to Australia?"
Parking spot just opened up
Queen Mary 2 struggling to find a park in Sydney Harbour today. Chockas with cruise ships and ocean liners.
Does Mr JSW know? 🗿
lol, you're on the wind up, it looks like a piece of fish scales.....on top of a fish market, the roof has a night time light show, and it was a bastard to construct. It cost $836 million. You can light a building for less than $836 million
I joked before that putting the main architectural feature on the top of the roof where nobody in it can see it reeks of a decision made by a committee of people standing 2ft above a model on a table.
Although they built it there.
It's odd, Westfield has those 3 hrs because it wants people to visit the shops and restaurants. The airport has those big fees because you don't have a choice. It's 6 fishmongers and some food, maybe I'm underestimating the attraction of that as time goes on.
LIVE SCORE: Kuwait having a bad one today
#iran #kuwait
I'm wondering, would Mahmoud Ahmadinejad be too petite to make it around the loop-the-loop on the 360 Rush water slide at Raging Waters (Sydney)?
Australian foreign minister: Australians trapped in Dubai attacks to be evacuated to Santorini or Portofino depending on dietary requirements and coffee preferences
They did eventually make it after 10 hours, now just a 2 hour wait for the first Melbourne airport skybus.
If they're lucky they can fly it again tomorrow.
Poor sods on this Sydney > Doha flight, they get all the way past Port Headland then have to turn back because of Iran, but Sydney won't let them land so they're off to Melbourne.😂 They've been flying over 7 hours so far.
Apparently she doesn't pronounce it Jackinda. Very relaxed about having a cigarette in the front, and can source cheap under-the-counter packs from the boot. Knew a good shortcut. Got fucked off with a Ford Ranger that couldn't merge properly. Didn't know Bert Newton was dead.
Just ordered an Uber and Jacinda Ardern pulled up in a Kia Cerato
To pay PAYG tax payments I need two passwords, 1 SMS code on a second phone (so 2 phones), 3 pins (inc phone unlock pins to access the other pins), 2 authenticators and another 2 authenticator pins before I can make the payment.....per person.
For lent this year I've decided to give up ramadan.
Gorgeous aesthetic in your photos
Salmon tacos? Is that legal?
Humblebrag, I know, but I called 428 of the last 2 market crashes.
