Kate

Thank you Guillermo for making a bed in my clean washing.
#cats #catsky

Mother only accepts I'm autistic when using it as a criticism. As if we're not almost exactly the same person! When I tell her that she says "YOU'RE SAYING THERES SOMETHING WRONG WITH ME!"

Writing a good personal statement and filling in the role, duties, company, address and dates of EVERY job you've had since leaving school 25 years ago (just let me send a CV dammit) can take a full day every time so to hear absolutely nothing back is so demoralising.

I imagine it was extremely disturbing

There's nothing like applying for jobs to remind you how autistic you actually are. Education and experience seem worthless when they're always judged against neurotypical candidates who are just the 'right fit' for the role.

O2 made me throw away my EMPTY water bottle 😡

I think they gave me a meat sausage in Wetherspoons. Again. This is the problem with trying to make veggie food look and taste like meat. Just make them bright green so know what I'm eating.

It's raspberry and rhubarb so it's actually quite nice.

No idea. I'll just be grateful if I'm not sweaty.

I bought an overpriced deodorant and it came with a 'wellness journal' 😑

Why is Barnsley Interchange so full of Moshers?

Fuck off Ticketmaster

Dan's mixing Stella and cherryade shandies. Tastes suspiciously like something I'd pay £9 a pint for at a beer festival.

I went to the doctor for a sore ear so he stuck his otoscope in which made my throat feel scratchy so he prescribed me a nasal spray 🤷‍♀️

I bought some 'spicy kelp' yesterday, ate about half, had to drink a full glass of water then threw the rest away 🥵

Was it this one?

These crisps were not as scary as they seemed. I'm gonna try the 🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️ ones next time.

Lactic Acid Bacteria tasted better than it sounded.

Bought Dan a snack 🤭 I got myself rose and lychee flavour.

I once ordered cheesecake from a takeaway and it was digestive biscuits crumbs with squirty cream on top.

Thanks Mum for my giant gold watch ???

Today I start replacing all my milk with Baileys until New Year. That includes for cereal and porridge as well as coffee.

Earlier this year I got in the shower for 5 seconds with my supposedly waterproof Fitbit on and it broke. They offered me 30% off a new one so I replaced it with a £30 knock off which I have just (accidentally) put through a full cycle in my washing machine AND IT STILL WORKS!

Woman in Tesco just described the checkout as being "a bit temporary mental".

Mince pies are reduced to 87p because they go out of date tomorrow. It's still over 2 months until Christmas.

€4.90 for a Snickers in Chania airport. That's £4.28 🤯

Is it usual for old ladies to hiss at tourists in Crete or do you think I've personally offended them?

This will be useful 🇬🇷🌭

Finished 2nd in the pub quiz 🎉
£10 voucher between 4 of us. A round is £22.

The goddess Fornax favours me. I have received a warm pasty from Greggs.