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Seattle-based writer of journalism, criticism, progressive economics and politics pieces, and comic books. Snelson, my comic with Fred Harper was a New York Public Library Best Adult Comic selection for 2022. Email: thisispaulconstant at gmail dot com.

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Kennedy to Undergo Rotator Cuff Surgery

Sellout. Why trust some risky "procedure" vetted by so-called "medical professionals" when a brave YouTube researcher already proved you can rejuvenate rotator cuffs using leeches and raw milk sprinkled with cobalt shavings?

10.03.2026 18:36 πŸ‘ 25 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1

Take that, adverb haters!

09.03.2026 14:50 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Cosplay as a dumber George Wallace while also speed-running the George W Bush presidency in one year, I guess.

09.03.2026 03:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

All this dumb motherfucker had to do was ditch the cranks and run his second term like a boring Mitt Romney presidency. If he just stuck to a baseline of mediocrity, I’m positive historians and the media would have labeled him a great president. But grandpa has to stick his dick in the wood chipper.

09.03.2026 03:10 πŸ‘ 40 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œBy far the President Trumps choices for his cabinet.”

That 22-year prison stint wasn’t the only sentence Tarrio left unfinished.

08.03.2026 18:05 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I think they might have better luck spending two thousand dollars holding a press conference where they detail who made the key decisions to collaborate with the Trump administration, how and when they were fired, and explaining what would stop that from happening again.

06.03.2026 13:16 πŸ‘ 7680 πŸ” 1648 πŸ’¬ 208 πŸ“Œ 53

I know all the history. But it’s Sound Transit and the city’s problem now and they’re doing a terrible job handling it.

06.03.2026 04:00 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

When I ride the new Link extensions, the care that Sound Transit put into elevating trains and protecting pedestrians really underlines the fact that South Seattle got screwed by Sound Transit. Feels like they don’t care if we live or die.

06.03.2026 02:38 πŸ‘ 46 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

What a joy to hear this song on the radio!

05.03.2026 19:21 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

God, this conversation is bleak. I almost puked when Cardinale referred to David Zaslav as β€œa man of the people.”

05.03.2026 04:51 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Jesse Singal: β€œI don’t understand why all these experts with degrees keep disagreeing with me. So demoralizing. What could the explanation be??”

04.03.2026 17:14 πŸ‘ 8564 πŸ” 1549 πŸ’¬ 151 πŸ“Œ 52

If camera surveillance actually worked the way he claims, wouldn’t the ICE agents who killed RenΓ¨e Good and Alex Pretti be in jail by now?

04.03.2026 17:02 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Glad people are settling on the term "pervert glasses". Bonus points if you also say it while posting a picture of Mark Zuckerberg or call them Mark Zuckerberg's pervert glasses.

04.03.2026 14:09 πŸ‘ 4806 πŸ” 1479 πŸ’¬ 119 πŸ“Œ 153

One of those β€œI can’t believe they need to make a law for this” laws.

03.03.2026 17:49 πŸ‘ 28 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Netflix and Disney are going to wind up scavenging the corpse of Warner-Paramount for IP scraps.

03.03.2026 17:02 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
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David Ellison's journey from trust fund kid to media mogul vying to buy Paramount Skydance Media CEO David Ellison, son of billionaire Larry Ellison, has emerged as a strong contender to take over the iconic Paramount studios.

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02.03.2026 22:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

These two used to stage father-and-son "mock dogfights" for fun. Like, they would re-enact historical air battles by flying real planes at each other. Some people have way too much goddamned money.

02.03.2026 22:47 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A bald eagle perched at the top of an electricity tower against a blue sky, the sun at its back.

A bald eagle perched at the top of an electricity tower against a blue sky, the sun at its back.

It must be spring because a bald eagle has returned to the Chief Sealth Trail. The local crows are furious about it.

02.03.2026 17:15 πŸ‘ 28 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The big publishers have always copied each other when it comes to covers, but the last couple of years they’ve been a lot more homogenousβ€”the blobs of colors and all that.

02.03.2026 03:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œThat’s the way it is,” shrugs the man who ordered it to happen.

01.03.2026 21:38 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve noticed it’s creeping in more for younger authors, authors of color, and genre fictionβ€”in other words, the writers who have traditionally been less likely to make a fuss against a big publishing house.

01.03.2026 21:33 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Was just looking through March new releases from major publishers and some of these books have very obvious AI graphics on the cover. I wonder how the authors feel about publishers outsourcing cover art to a robot.

01.03.2026 21:25 πŸ‘ 57 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh gosh. Thank you!

01.03.2026 18:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The raising the pay is the most interesting part to me. I know we don’t want a city government of gig workers, but I think there’s some interesting stuff you could do to support city workers in rare occasions.

01.03.2026 18:38 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I know. I’m turning 50 this year and I feel lucky that I haven’t had any major injuries or conditions thus far. I know it’s coming for us all.

01.03.2026 17:08 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Queen Anne was my other plan for yesterday! I wound up going with the lake so I could visit the Brooks store.

01.03.2026 17:06 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Available here: kekw.bandcamp.com/merch

In his excellent newsletter @paulconstant.com says "Good Literature Should Fit in Your Pocket" and riffs on the death of Mass Market Lit. I agree! I'm trying to create small, affordable weird books that fit in yr pocket; fast pulpy fun reads like comics.

01.03.2026 11:40 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

You too!

01.03.2026 17:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s more than thatβ€”like nine hours with meal breaks. I tend to reserve a few Saturdays a month for long solo walks.

01.03.2026 17:05 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, I’d just like to see more reports and papers about the policy itself. He’s a great communicator, but I think there’s something in this civic gig work model that should be explored.

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