It's also what makes it so hard to keep them off bird feeders, because they don't realize things that would stop a thinking creature (like being spun around or falling on their heads or squirted with water or whatever) are a pattern and they just ignore the consequences.
That's the point, they're not smart at all, but they are so persistent that it can result in solving problems by brute force.
For a long time scientists thought squirrels had some kind of amazing memory because they'd hide nuts and somehow remember where they were. But it turns out they don't remember at all, they just hide a bunch of nuts and then when it's finding time, they just hope they hid some nuts there.
It kinda makes sense, actual squirrels are constantly doing all kinds of stupid stuff because they're very very stupid and have no idea what is going on.
Daylight saving time is when the sun is out, standard time is when it gets dark, at night or because of a rain.
I liked that Maine guy when I thought he was trying to help left politics more than when I found out he was just always right on the cusp of a new racist thing.
Hershey Kisses: a little sweet treat while you watch your love life shatter.
Avoid being under bridges, there are reports of the Dave Matthews Band bus at large in the area.
I want what they have
They supported Apostrophe-La in her bid to be the first woman Precedent.
There are a bunch of 15 year olds (who claim to be 12) in the DR who could have hit that homer.
I bring up that his sister accused him of sexually abusing her for her whole childhood and people just think it's a joke because of the way he looks and acts, but it's a real thing she said about him.
ChatGPT itself may be fine, but we gotta throw Sam Altman into the Grok fire.
My wife would be pretty mad if I didn't run it by her first.
Life imprisonment
If you're the kind of guy who only votes one time. Vote a lot of times and it will almost certainly have a decisive result.
Of course they do, as long as _I_ can still see them.
when you punish a person for dreaming his dream,
don't expect him to thank or forgive you.
the best ever death metal band out of denton
will in time both outpace and outlive you.
hail satan!
hail satan tonight!
hail satan!
hail hail!
You could say you think he cares about fame and power more than policy and social benefit, but you didn't say that. You made a very specific claim that is dumb.
So your assertion is that he worked his entire career, got elected to the Senate, and then, in his 50s, decided he wanted to be nothing but a tiktok star?
Peter Griffin holding up the color chart where the white shades are "Republican enough" and the brown ones aren't dot jpeg
He has been a Senator since 3 years before tiktok existed? If that was his plan, we should be praising his ability to predict the future.
My serrated knife isn't handed?
And a sharp blade is quicker and easier for some tasks, a serrated blade is better for others. Slicing tomatoes (which have variable resistance to being cut) works better with a serrated knife. Like bread! I also have a less sharp chef's knife I use as a cleaver.
Why?
Also, a lot of people hate Newsom and I somehow suspect the oppo file of a guy who was married to Kimberly Guilfoyle isn't squeaky clean.
You realize you're being weird and pretentious, right?
It doesn't matter if my knife is dull, if it's serrated.
You've been slicing tomatoes wrong
Ok, but that is a butthole
A really sharp knife is nice, but not nearly as useful as knowing when you need something with a serrated edge.
